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Gale Dekarios appears at first glance to be an attractive but disheveled wizard with a lot of charm but also a sorta sad, wet energy (like a cat left out in the rain). Then you get to know him, and he still is that, but he's also...
Gale Dekarios:
- Archmage.
- Chosen of the Goddess of Magic.
- Best friends with a tressym.
- Penpals with a magma mephit.
- Has been to at least one other dimension.
- Once bought 60 drinks at an adventurer's bar to stop a needless fight.
- Lives in a tower.
- Seems like a pacifist but says things like, "Let me recite their demise," in battle.
- Knows a guy who can get you some brains.
I'm sure there are more interesting tidbits I'm missing, but I can't keep making this list forever.
Furthermore, all of Gale's horny lines come from out of nowhere and hit you like a truck. The timing and delivery are incredible. Completely blunt, no warning, no reservation. Just, "Not that I don't appreciate your musk," and, "I once read a book that explained in some detail the effect a brush with danger has on one's desire for... other forms of stimulation," and, "It surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue."
Gale.
Just, Gale, man.
Fucking Gale.
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Luckily, there are ethically-sourced corpses across town.
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character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this
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"Proud as a peacock, but... my little love."
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Shoutout to my favorite Larian Studios Character,
That one bearded guy with the shoulder length hair who used to be really close with a god until an incident regarding a bomb that could kill everyone made him leave but he still keeps mentioning the god whenever you want to talk to him- it's okay though because he has a magical emotional support animal he summoned that basically serves as his unprompted therapist until you inevitably, accidentally, romance him because he said he was hungry and you gave him something to eat after you were both kidnapped by someone that wanted to turn you into a monster.
Also his god tells him to die for the greater good at some point, maybe twice, but with your help he learns he's more than the powers his god provides in the end.
Gotta be one of my favourite genders
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if i had a nickel for every time a fair-skinned, former slave, elf rogue, who fed on people, held a knife to my throat on first meeting, wanted revenge on their master, had a distinctive scar inflicted by said master (who also used to be able to mind control them but lost that ability over the character in their game), and who is also depicted facing away from the viewer and looking over their shoulder while wielding a blade in various promotional art in a Larian game, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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