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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”
“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
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"She's hot, domineering, and went straight for my neck. That does things to people"
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Rogue: Father I have sinned
Cleric (female): Okay first of all, it's "Mother"
Rogue: Mommy I have sinned
Cleric: No-
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