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Isn't House problematic??
i live in one so i hope not
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creatures
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to me charlie puth doesn’t exist outside of these tweets
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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely
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casting spells!
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“we need an alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends to meet each other”
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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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"Duality"
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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
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i love bisexuality and being bisexual and loving people bisexually and my bisexuality having an effect on my gender and also being bisexual. i love it
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🤎 sturgeon 🤎
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Warlocks after a short rest
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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
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