mrsballlegs
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might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother
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Asked to have my balloon pump patient back bc I didn’t like the combo of depressing leukemia and a new unknown patient to come back to tonight so hopefully I don’t regret it
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If Fox News knew about my patient who came up to the states for seasonal work promptly went into decompensated liver failure from all the drinking he’s been doing for years and California approved him for Medi Cal so we’re sending him to a transplant center for evaluation….
#I don’t care but I do think it’s interesting bc a lot of recent drinking patients they don’t even refer#supposedly the thinking is he was told he had liver failure but not to quit drinking before. according to the family
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Life is all about being really scared and wasting your youth
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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it
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I didn’t enjoy all the running around I did tonight but down the hall they were doing like 5 rounds of MTP and sending the patient to the OR emergently so overall I can’t complain
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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Faeryland cards from the 1920s. Art by Alice Marshall.
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