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mrgoosegraves · 15 hours
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mrgoosegraves · 2 days
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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now
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mrgoosegraves · 3 days
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mrgoosegraves · 4 days
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U ever have any container or appliance that you only ever put water inside you catch yourself thinking 'i only put water in this so I won't need to clean it very often'. That is the devil talking. Clean it. Or you will summon the Ooze.
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mrgoosegraves · 4 days
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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else
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mrgoosegraves · 5 days
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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window
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mrgoosegraves · 17 days
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you don't like mourning dove? hwoo hoo hoo hoo?
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mrgoosegraves · 18 days
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yeah man we can tell
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mrgoosegraves · 18 days
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mrgoosegraves · 18 days
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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
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mrgoosegraves · 22 days
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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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mrgoosegraves · 24 days
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9desw8ghb2wq3
^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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mrgoosegraves · 30 days
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Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind
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mrgoosegraves · 1 month
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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mrgoosegraves · 1 month
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Speaking up and educating people on why the most hated life forms on the planet are important and meaningful is a thankless task.
How do we reach out and get people to care about insects and spiders when the average reaction is either "EEWW KILL IT WITH FIRE" or blind panic?
Arthropods are crucial to the survival of life as we know it. Yes, even commonly vilified bugs like wasps and mosquitoes have ecological niches that the world CANNOT do without.
I cannot overstate their importance.
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mrgoosegraves · 1 month
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hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?
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mrgoosegraves · 1 month
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love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on
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