so today i was hungry and i had no energy. so i decided to make my self a provolone pepperoni wrap so first, i walk in to my dark ass kitchen open the fridge nearly get blinded and i grab a month old bag of tortillas and i pull out a tortilla they are all stuck together, i pry them apart with minimal damage lay one down put some pesto on it smack two pieces of cheese and four pepperonis on it. i throw it in the toaster oven to melt the cheese as i turn the toaster on it beeps louder that the fucken fire alarm nearly waking the entire house i wait a min for the cheese to melt and just as im about to pull it out it beep EVEN LOUDER actually waking the entire house, i pull it out put it on a plate and i think to my self you know what would be a good addition to the wrap, oregano so i open the spice cabnet looking for oregano hoping to find it and to my delight i do its a bit empty but ill make do. i start to pour it on to to my wrap i here plop plop and then powder hitting to tortilla and i look down in utter horror shock and discust and i see cinnamon C I N N O M O N two whole sticks of the shit. my soul left my body for a solid 5 seconds. and as i come back i look at the now in my mind cinnamon bottle to see my grave mistake and i read it and it says oregano WHO PUTS CINNOMON IN AN OREGNO BOTTLE WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO ME I CAN EAT THIS ABOMINATION CINNOMON MONSTROSOTY.

cat?

I fixed it

making thibgs... to send people

im literally forever obsessed with this because it implies the following:

The Rapture, as described by Christian Evangelicals, has happened

Parents witnessed their son disappear during The Rapture, but remained atheists anyway (based)

Instead of sinners and nonbelievers going to hell or getting killed, they just... stay on Earth.

some of you are miserable because you’re mean. like you’re just mean to people and things

//lantern rite spoilers

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

Genshin Impact - When Nahida won't help the traveler