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Not only will I defend bi men, but I will also ferociously make out with them
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my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged
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this shit fucked me up
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It's really fucking weird seeing people reclaim "limp-wristed" and "fruity" while also screaming about how horrible and offensive the word "queer" is.
It's almost like "queer is a slur" was never about protecting people, and has always been about gatekeeping who "really belongs" by making our most all-inclusive term into a controversy.
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I don’t know how the stereotype became that women are the hysterical ones. Have you seen most people’s fathers when a slight inconvenience happens
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today my dad wore a tie-dye shirt i made for him to the hospital where he works. apparently at one point he walked into the break room after seeing a patient and everyone there kinda… just started staring at him. so he got confused and was like “what is it??” and one of his coworkers asked “…is that blood?” and then my dad finally looked down and realized the collar of his shirt was visible though the scrubs, so everyone could see this vivid red splatter right near his neck. with no context whatsoever. in a hospital.
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they need to do this
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do y'all remember when people on tiktok were talking about how it's morally wrong to name yourself "arson" because it's a crime?
anyway if you're trans and you need a new name, may i suggest Murder?
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1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER
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all my werewolves are getting this quirk. karl barks if you will
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fuuuuck i left my mic unmuted at work for 10 mins by accident and my computer chair kind of sounds like really big creaky farts whenever it moves and i was chewing gum hella hella hella loud on the open mic and rocking around and shifting and like humming and the chair was creaking so much they probably thought i was sitting there ripping ass like it’s nothing chewing so crazy loud what a hog
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life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious
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your daughter was a pleasure to have on my dashboard
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