...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

“he would not fucking say that!” then put him in a situation that makes him say it, we wanna see him squirm

giovanni

public service announcement

love dungeon meshi senshi's character design bc when he has the helmet on he looks like a fucking pokemon

and then he takes the helmet off and hes just a guy with a face and forehead and everything

edit:

to me he looks like this

I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.

I am so perplexed at why all the books I had growing up characterized the Southeastern USA as a "temperate" climate when the standard classification lists even Kentucky as humid subtropical. It seems like sources that assume a USA perspective are more likely to describe the climate as temperate.

I have endless frustration with how our environment has been shoved into boxes it doesn't really fit into. Parts of the ecosystem that don't fit the familiar categorization have been forgotten.

Large areas of the USA were oak savannas, but everyone thinks savannas are exotic environments somewhere else. The Southeastern USA had BAMBOO FORESTS and almost no one knows they existed.

Webpages sometimes describe Arundinaria gigantea as a "bamboo-like plant." But it is a true bamboo! The Southeast has bamboo, passion fruits, pawpaws, and lots of broad-leaved evergreens. Just from wandering around on Google Earth and seeing comparisons, Savannah, Georgia LOOKS way more similar to tropical nations than it does to like. Vermont. Or anywhere in Europe.

I'm not imagining this, am I? And I feel so sure it has to do with colonialism. I don't have any hard evidence but when I read texts about post-colonial thought as well as primary sources from the colonial era, I definitely see that there is a way Europeans thought of tropical biomes as savage and barbaric, and temperate biomes as good and Normal, and there was definitely an attempt to force the land to conform to European expectations and agricultural practices, like they very much did try to make this continent into another Europe in terms of plant and animal life.

I just know that I was so boggled to learn that the whole southeast is technically humid subtropical because i distinctly remember books telling that the subtropical area was like. half of Florida. And then I was like "wait. of course it is. Even up here in Kentucky winter daytime temperatures are mostly above freezing. Alabama is in the same latitude as Iran."

It's like, something about making the climate and ecosystem seem Normal in comparison to something else

Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life

I’m damaging you I’m damaging you I’m damaging you are you mad? do you hate me? are you mad? do you hate me? don’t look at the hoes I came in with look at me

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

ball mode™

i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby