yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil

i think it's so so so great that beating someone up can actually injure and scar you. like from a symbolic perspective. every act of violence leaves a mark on you, chipping away at you with each blow until you're nothing but hard muscle and sharp edges. the hurt you visit on others shapes you in its image.

the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

Taulmaril

It’s cute when he gets all confident 🫣

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

why do we fix someone else's tie for them instead of just telling them how? why do we hold hands when they're cold instead of just putting them in our pockets? Get real

The Bird Place That Was is redeeming itself a bit more today.

this is what i was talking about by the way

my favorite genre of post is "absurd internet drama i've never ever heard of told in a carefully-paced screenshot montage set to In The Hall of the Mountain King"

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet