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motherfrickdick · 1 year
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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation
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every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules
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motherfrickdick · 1 year
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dusting off this acct after years like the secret box of stuff you find in your grandmothers attic
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motherfrickdick · 1 year
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god i forgot i had this username i fuckin hate it
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motherfrickdick · 3 years
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9 week old Egg doing scent work - not only is this impressive due to her age, but she also taught the entire trick to herself! She watched me play the scent game with Olive and then copied Olive to a tee, bringing the correct scent to me and everything! I was amazed and so rewarded this, and since then she has been continuing to find the correct scent.
Anyways I am super proud of Egg and I can’t wait to keep training with her!
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motherfrickdick · 3 years
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no zelda was the scientist, that little guy smashing pots is zeldas monster
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motherfrickdick · 5 years
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THE PRODUCER OF THE SCOOBY-DOO MOVIES IS NAMED 
DICK SUCKLE?
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motherfrickdick · 5 years
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ok we joke and we jape but like. shrek 1 is th only animated/childrens movie i can think of that has th message that its ok to be an ugly woman n 4 that reason i hav a lot of genuine respect for it as a piece of art
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motherfrickdick · 5 years
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me after 3 hours sleep 
mother : are you all right? me :  
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motherfrickdick · 5 years
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Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)
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motherfrickdick · 5 years
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motherfrickdick · 5 years
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Marvel could continue Stan Lee cameos by inserting photos of him at random places and scenes in every future Marvel film and create a “Finding Stan” cameo that will continue his tradition.
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motherfrickdick · 6 years
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Now is the best time for a kid to break their arm, because they can draw up their cast to look like the Infinity Gauntlet.
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motherfrickdick · 6 years
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