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It's a slow process. The body fights it every step of the way. It's the shivering that gets you.
Cruel air steals the heat from you as you curl tight into yourself. Your limbs hurt just as much as they are numb of it.
Your muscles ache and your teeth clatter and all you do is feel colder, and colder, and colder.
So cold, and so small in comparison to the fridged nothing around you.
You would do anything to be warm again.
Anything.
Please.
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Imagine your Whumpee so beaten and bone-tired exhausted that they can’t even process what’s happening around them anymore - eyes bleary and breath ragged, just wanting everything to stop hurting.
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whumper pulls into a starbucks drive-thru with whumpee and orders nothing but a black coffee and a pup cup
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When a Whumper angrily trips/shoves Whumpee by the stairs and they just
All the way down to the landing and then just
At the bottom.
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We love stoic whumpees. But what about whumpees who try to be stoic, but it's all a front?
They must have been hurt in the past, so they mask their pain by being stoic. Many of their friends and family think they're stoic.
Except they're not. The mask slips if a loved one is in danger. Or that the torture traumatized them enough. Or someone they loved died and the mask breaks.
Not So Stoic trope my beloved. ❤️
#Good#also love when it gets to the point where they’re so repressed that they suddenly break down over a minor inconvenience
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my thinking about pirate whump naturally progressed to cowboy whump so here are some thoughts:
-farm/ranch in the middle of nowhere
-being left tied to a post in harsh weather conditions (thinking really hot but cold also works)
-being dragged/made to walk behind a horse
-whipping and riding crops (do i even need to say anything)
-whumpee being kept in a shed or barn
-horse bit used as a gag
-cattle prodding rod and branding (self explanatory id say)
-restraints like rope being heavy and uncomfortable cause they are meant for animals
-whumpee being overworked with ranch chores
-whumper wearing cowboy boots stepping on whumpee or kicking them
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maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood
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Love it when a whumpee who's been in a battle or living rough for a while now and found injured, covered in blood and dirt, and has their face gently cleaned by Caretaker, and they take in just how pale and sickly they look for the first time because they were unable to see the truth under all the grime
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whumpees that are sleepy and drowsy and nap and go honk shoooo or hoooonk mimimimi you get the point
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Soft Caretaker & Tough Whumpee
Caretaker working up the courage to ask Whumpee if they want to have their bandages changed because they're too terrified of their ominous presence.
When Whumpee burns themselves and they don't feel the pain because of their high tolerance and it's Caretaker that freaks out and cries over it
When Caretaker is the one that has the dreadful nightmares of losing Whumpee
"What? Doesn't that hurt...?"
Reassuring Caretaker when they are so certain Whumpee has grown cold and distance after the torturous events
Whumpee that humours themselves using their trauma, and Caretaker growing uncomfortable
"Caretaker, this reminds me of when Whumper tried to brand me so I broke Whumper's wrist. It was hilarious, you should've seen their face."
When Whumpee is over the pain already and just wants to eat something while Caretaker is unable to comprehend how someone is so relaxed
Whumpee that has a revenge plan immediately after being freed and not afraid at all to go after their attacker(s)
Whumpee that slowly begins to act like their Whumper(s) and Caretaker is noticing it
Sitting alone together and Caretaker is too afraid of Whumpee to move a muscle
"I can do it myself." "But both your legs are broken." "I can still walk."
Slapping away needles and Caretaker just accepting that they won't listen
Punching, kicking, etc... when being touched out of reflex and then apologizing
"Yeah, Whumpee is a handful."
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MASTERLIST
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Whumpee doing manual labor in the summer heat for minimum wage because they really need the money. They have some infected cuts and wounds from previous work, and the fever is exacerbated by their exertion and exposure to heat.
They’re sweating buckets, red-faced and delirious, hauling a heavy load when their vision goes fuzzy and dark. The world spins and their stomach churns. They drop what they were carrying and stumble, collapsing on the ground in a panting, sweaty, uncomfortable heap.
They wake up in the shade, feet propped up on a tool box, their upper body on a towel. Their coworker is sponging off their face and neck with a damp towel, calling Whumpee’s name and lightly patting their face to rouse them. They notice Whumpee stir, and promptly tilt their head up, pressing a thermos of ice water to their lips.
“There you are, that’s it. Slowly, now. Take it easy.”
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I finally caved to my id and made a uquiz. I hope the whump community is happy!
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Being a whump writer is just like:
Choose a blorbo.
Make the blorbo the most precious, most loveable thing ever so the audience adores them.
Beat the shit out of their physical and psychological health with a steel hammer.
Add a teaspoon of Caretaker angst (can vary).
Bake for 20 minutes at 375 degrees.
And done! You have a whump story!
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me when i realize my silly whump daydreams aren't going to manifest out of thin air so i actually need to write
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No one in caretaker’s life has ever been safe.
Simple association paints a target on their back; and when whumpee came into their life, caretaker held them at arms length as far as possible.
This only left whumpee confused. Trying desperately to either win their approval or understand what could be ever wrong with them that keeps caretaker away.
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Living Weapon Whumpee: Caretaking Prompts
Caretaker massaging Living Weapon's stiff muscles that have never had such treatment before. Living Weapon wincing, hissing between their teeth, but relaxing to Caretaker's working touch.
Sick Living Weapon worked themselves too hard, and promptly collapsed. They've woken up in bed, something they can't even remember they last time they've slept on.
Caretaker played a bit of dress up with Living Weapon, finally managing to get them in civilian clothing. They spun the mirror around for Living Weapon. Now they're frantically trying to sop up the tears sliding down Living Weapon's face.
Caretaker needing to frantically ask Living Weapon questions, because they'll never request anything for themselves. "Does this hurt?" "Do you need painkillers?" "Is this too tight?"
Living Weapon has grown frightened of Caretaker due to their gentleness, fearing it because it's something they are not used to. Caretaker is trying to teach them that they deserve to be treated gently.
Caretaker walked in to check on Living Weapon today, only to find them having a reaction based from their "training". Now Caretaker is looming over them, their hand placed on Living Weapon's back, trying to stir their friend to return to them.
Medic Caretaker has brought in soldiers, and civilians alike into their care. They happened to take in one Living Weapon too. As everyone has healed up and returned, no one has come by to claim the Living Weapon. Now Caretaker is in charge of them, until they can find where they belong.
"Where am I?", Living Weapon asked. They took quite the hit to the head, and have been incredibly disoriented. Caretaker doesn't have the heart to tell them where they are, and better yet what they are.
Caretaker took in more than one Living Weapon. They've been watching the multiple whumpees recover and develop drastically differently. They weren't expecting to have to break up fights, but it's made for the perfect lecture time while they add gauze to broken skin.
A Living Weapon far worse for ware then what Caretaker is used to seeing showed up in their care. While helping Living Weapon walk, they look up to the supposedly unexpressive face scrunched up in a look on the verge of tears.
Caretaker and Living Weapon walking out of the bathroom covered in excessive amounts of soap, because Living Weapon assumed Caretaker was trying to "drown" them in this action called "bathing"
Living Weapon slowly unveiling their injuries that are no big deal according to them. Watching Caretaker wrap bandages around their arms, and apply solvents to puffy looking wounds. They think they're starting to understand.
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Terrified Whumpee trying to bargain with Caretaker because they think they're going to be hurt by them is just *chef kiss*
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"P-please sir, I know I've been b-b-bad, but my legs are still healing. Perhaps you could break one of m-my arms instead?"
And Caretaker just looking at Whumpee in absolute horror.
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