moss-tombstone
Consume the soil
A bit of writing and art || she/her 18+
current hiperfixation: ofmd/lmk||
260 posts
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
Text
Ten koralik co spełniał życzenia stracił kolor i umarł
Maria Krüger – Karolcia
Roman Pisarski – O psie który jeździł
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
Maria Krüger – Karolcia
Roman Pisarski – O psie który jeździł
#obie książki to#hello children#today's lesson: DEATH#fun fact#moja mama pisała fanfik do Karolci bo nie spodobało jej się zakończenie#wkleiła w książkę swoje zapisane kartki z nowym gdzie koralik nie traci koloru#love you mum as a kid#you would love hasthag fix-it on ao3
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
40K notes
·
View notes
Text
Omg yes, my kitten watched me through a very painful period
She's a VERY loud cat, but when I was laying in my bed she didn't say a thing even when I did not give her breakfast
Once the painkillers kicked in the siamese screeches came back
I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
114K notes
·
View notes
Text
@clownery-and-fuckery let Nemec rest!!! Make him feel happiness!!!
19K notes
·
View notes
Photo
@clownery-and-fuckery
Us with Tech, Opee and 9917
The 3 important B’s
142K notes
·
View notes
Note
Up top on "for you," you click the text under the boop-o-meter
>:[ let me bop you
I will be honest, I'm on Mobile and trying to figure out how to boop people, is there something in my blog that doesn't let my blog be booped????! 😭
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
@clownery-and-fuckery do share in DMs >:]
highest praise an author can receive tbh
508 notes
·
View notes
Text
I think the author of the poll should be able to see the results at all time without having to vote
It's annoying that, with a small group of people voting, I have to change the results even so slightly just to know what's most popular
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
Correction, he first and foremost ELECTROCUTES them
overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games
58K notes
·
View notes
Text
How Ponify ruined my life
Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.
1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.
2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.
3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.
So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud.
I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”.
And I just had to send this email:
And basically I’m ready for death how was your day
#“My computer replaced the words with horse related words” bless you#I would not believe a word you said#and looked for mlp fanfics on ao3 with this writing style
154K notes
·
View notes
Text
someone posted footage of that morshu at the twins game people have been talking about
27K notes
·
View notes
Text
Oh, we're supposed to wait till it melts? I always ate it...
one cool thing about catholicism is they don't actually check if youre catholic when u go to mass you can just get on your knees and have a priest put christs body in your mouth with NO verification to make sure youre not just some kind of pervert.
17K notes
·
View notes
Text
Absolutely wrong, everyone who can takes communion
That's the whole point of going to church in fact
one cool thing about catholicism is they don't actually check if youre catholic when u go to mass you can just get on your knees and have a priest put christs body in your mouth with NO verification to make sure youre not just some kind of pervert.
17K notes
·
View notes
Text
Very cool
So this is totally unrelated to Star Wars, but I’m just so excited by how the art for it I did turned out that I decided to put it up anyway. One of the original stories I’m working on is about angels and demons, and the angels in particular are beings made of pure celestial fire, but to interact with anything outside the heavenly realm they have to use a special vessel made of stone so they don’t destroy everything they touch, and the type of stone their vessel is made of reflects their place in the hierarchy of heaven with the strongest seraphim vessels being made of ruby and sapphire. (Corundum, which is the mineral rubies and sapphires are made of, is lower on the Moh’s hardness scale than diamond, but diamonds are actually relatively fragile in comparison as they shatter easily when struck from the right angle, so overall corundum is a tougher stone.)
Anyway fallen angels keep their vessels, although they do change slightly to reflect the fallen angel’s new demonic form, thus I did some art of a fallen seraph, Zethael, who is one of the main characters of the story.
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
Thanks Byte, appreciate. I would be glad to know you better too! I'm also @squad-724 as my star wars blog
Relationship: 3 months into my first relationship. Sweetest guy, couldn't think of a better one
Favourite colour: sapphire blue and lime green
Song stuck in my head: Friction by Imagine Dragons
Last thing I googled: AO3 haha
Current time: 30 minutes after midnight
Dream trip: probably Legoland, I've been there years ago and would love to see everything again
Something I want: to do my llama Kuzco cosplay
NTPs: @clownery-and-fuckery @floundrickthewayfarer
tag 10 people you want to know better
tagged by @riinoaheartilly thank you !!!
relationship status: as my blog says i am discord sub to a bunch of gay little freaks
favorite color: blue!
song stuck in my head: a good song never dies by saint motel
last thing i googled: barbed wire heart tattoo the one before that was do sheldon and amy have sex because the suspense is killing me
current time: 4:03 am
dream trip: hm somewhere in the pacific northwest
something i want: right now? crab rangoon. in general? more time to write :)
np tags: @kartaylirnaak @marymunchkiin @merlyn-bane @mars-attacking @mamuzzy @trxgicixn @thatoneshortgiraffe @forloveofcodywan @brokenphoenix99
84 notes
·
View notes