morvantmortuary
memento mori, y'all
a family-run mortuary faithfully serving greymoon, louisiana for generations. (an askbox/fic blog for the morvant slasher family, etc. by @raraeavesmoriendi. horror blog, minors will be blocked. icon by @pamelasensei, banner by @three-stacked-raccons 🖤)
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Diego Luna by Victor Ayala
These photos have already been posted by @semisweetshadow and @diegothemenace but I wanted to have them together in one post. Also, I uploaded the biggest size I could get (which was already good enough, but you know I am a sucker for HQs!)
This also made me come across some originals that I'll be posting separately :)
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David Dastmalchian in Making Love (2018)
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David Dastmalchian | Men’s Health
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David Dastmalchian on the set of Cora (2013)
— Photographed by Levi Kaminkowitz
#seth vibes#LITERALLY EXACTLY how I picture Seth#nosferatu-looking ass (affectionate)#david dastmalchian fc
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Graveyard Etiquette🪦
Before you go protect yourself you don't want a spirit attached to you.
Bring coins as offerings to the gatekeepers.
Bring with you offering for the spirits (food, water, flowers ect...) and leave it by a tree or away from the headstones for the spirits.
Make sure you don't step on anyone and apologiz if you do by accident.
Clean up neglected tombstones.
Ask before you take dirt. Use your intuition or divination to get a response.
Don’t take anything that is left for the dead.
Don't leave trash behind and if you find trash clean it.
Leave the way you came.
tip jar
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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it
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David Dastmalchian photographed by Braden Moran
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when you imprison your emotional support mortician in the Traveling Cube so he can accompany you to get all your brain meds renewed ☠️✨
#the misadventures of tiny!maxi#the misadventures of the tiny!morvants#my boss saw him the other day and looked extremely tickled#I didn’t explain I was just like ‘yeah he’s my emotional support Little Guy :’D’#and he was like ‘cool’ and we went back to talking the awards ceremony at the end of the month
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“Please stop writing! The very next thing you write will actually happen!”
#… 👀#okay so everyone’s going to have to get very calm about necromancy being real#HOWEVER#I think we can all agree it will be Totally Worth It#first let me clean my guest room—
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new poem called "OTZI AWAKE". it's right here so you don't have to subscribe to my substack but i'd love it if you did
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Skeleton of a Scythian queen and her jewelry, found in the Chertomlyk barrow, near Nikopol, Katerynoslavsk Governorate (today Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine)
Headdress and ornaments of the clothes of the priestess Dimitra / Demeter, found in the tomb.
Vasily A. Prokhorov, 1881
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Just wanted to clear this thing up
Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either:
I want to treasure that ask forever
I dont feel up to social interaction
I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it
What it does NOT mean:
I dont like getting asks
You’re bothering me by sending asks
SAME APPLIES FOR UNANSWERED TAG GAMES!
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The Lovers of Valdaro/ Dinosaurs, Laura Gilpin/ Broomistega and Thrinaxodon
#death and love#(I have the lovers of valdaro tattooed on my thigh with a line from In A Week. if that tells you anything about me as a person)
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Of course this is his talk show. He's just taunting us with the vampire thing now.
#I’M GONNA FLIP#seth vibes#david dastmalchian oc#grave conversations#hey sir do you and your delightful wife need a third
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