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mortsafepod · 11 days

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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mortsafepod · 26 days

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Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.

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mortsafepod · 27 days

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every polycule must have: the baby girl, the guy that's dying, and the mass murderer

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mortsafepod · 2 months

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Reading over an old scene while editing, my co-writer and I find that we can't recall who wrote it.

After several minutes of combing through lines, they point to the screen. "Ah, you definitely wrote this one. You didn't capitalise god. You heathen."

#Original Post #Neither of us believe in god. But apparently only one of us believes in grammar. And it AIN'T ME.

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mortsafepod · 2 months

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you might have a “medical degree” but i roleplayed as a medicine cat on a warrior cats forum in middle school so who’s more qualified here

#Y’know. this one. strangely works for the show!

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mortsafepod · 2 months

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Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus Illustrated by Bernie Wrightson (American, 1948-2017)

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mortsafepod · 3 months

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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

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mortsafepod · 3 months

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What's the fastest way to a girl's heart?

median sternotomy

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mortsafepod · 4 months

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auto suggest bewilders me

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mortsafepod · 5 months

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there's no shovel emoji. no dirt mound emoji. no open grave emoji. they don't want us to express ourselves

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mortsafepod · 6 months

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mutual 1: it's my first public dissection tonight and i'm so nervous

mutual 2: DNI if you support graverobbing under any circumstances

mutual 3: graverobbing is actually the only way that some people can make a living and if you put iron bars on your tomb you're classist and ableist

mutual 4: girls night! [picture of a shovel]

mutual 5: girls night! [picture of a shovel]

mutual 6: girls night! [picture of a shovel]

mutual 7: first date take her to the anatomical theatre

mutual 8: guys i thiunk ive been buried alive

#boy do I have a podcast for you OP #mutual 1 is Cillian. mutual 2 is Ada. mutual 8 is Jules.#mutual 3 is (redacted)#4 5 and 6 are (redacted)#and mutual 7 is Daniels

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mortsafepod · 8 months

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through autism and necromancy everything is possible

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mortsafepod · 9 months

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“Do you want to go into deep sea or space?” NEITHER the Lord made me of and for the dirt.

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mortsafepod · 9 months

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Casting Call - 5 Paid Leading Roles

[Image ID: dark green leaves cover a photo, in front of them is the title "Camlann" in large white block capitals, along with the following in smaller text: "Coming 2024" and "A scripted fiction podcast by Ella Watts, from Tin Can Audio." In the bottom right is the Tin Can Audio logo, which looks like a simplified mixer] Tin Can Audio (@tincanaudio) are casting 5 roles for their new audio drama Camlann written by Ella Watts, releasing in 2024.

Camlann is a 9-part, serialised audio drama written by Ella Watts (Doctor Who: Redacted), produced by Tin Can Audio, and funded by Creative Scotland. The show is a post-apocalyptic urban fantasy, inspired by British folklore and Arthuriana. It’s a queer, hopepunk adventure about monsters, identity and survival.

We are currently casting for 3 primary characters and 2 secondary protagonists. All primary characters and secondary protagonists will be recorded in the Tin Can Audio home studio in Glasgow between 14th-20th October. All roles are paid, and there is a budget for selected actor's travel and accommodation.

Full information on the roles available and how to audition can be found on the application form.

Click here for the application form

Click here for a text only version of the application form

Click here for our current Recording Week Access Document

#So excited to hear more about this show!

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mortsafepod · 9 months

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Foley status: bought a Flintlock Pistol

#Original Post #It doesnt fire but it IS very cool and makes clicky noises #this is a lie we bought it because it was cool. but it WILL be appearing in episode one!

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mortsafepod · 10 months

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21. Favourite audio drama sphere meme?

Oh it’s for sure ‘It has Alasdair in it’

Everything should have Alasdair in it. He is a delight and so, so talented!

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mortsafepod · 10 months

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We had a Scottish podcast meet-up and also I’m The Worst.

(Cannot stress enough how non-sexual this occurrence was. The context was discussing stage prosthetics esp. like the ones a drag queen might wear)

ID: the do something or draw 25 uno meme. The uno card in the first panel reads ‘be a normal showrunner or tell everyone in Scotland Rhys had a great ass for no reason.’ The man holding 25 cards is labelled ‘me’. ED.

#Podcasting is a very normal industry to network in #(Sitting on Louis's floor hearing about the ass of a Professional Associate #Okay I swear that joke wasn't intentional

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