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Her word will be the last word for this place
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whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights
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going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year
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rb for more autism
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What did the author mean by the curtains being blue? Hi, literary expert here to help! Navy blue means anal sex but light blue means oral sex. Curtains on the left side of the window mean top but curtains on the right side mean bottom.
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Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions
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Supreme Court refuses to hear case that allows states to ban mass protest
You can’t protest in Louisiana, Mississippi, or Texas anymore. And there will be more states to follow in their example.
You know what time it is?
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you'll have to stop the world just to stop the feeling.
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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"Nothing is inevitable here" says a character whose fate is predetermined by a book that was written over a hundred years ago in a show that can only ever end one way
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murderbot is peak queer rep because it’s about living as an inherently transgressive form of being, it’s about the complexity of passing, or the complexity of hiding, or the nuance of never fitting binaries and not wanting to even when fitting those binaries is seen as “better”, and it’s about making people uncomfortable just by existing, it’s about measuring forms of freedom and having to decide which you’ll save and which you’ll sacrifice. but most importantly it’s peak queer rep because murderbot is free for like five minutes and it immediately attracts the nearest supposedly-rare transgressive-illegal-superbot (ART) in a hundred light year radius to be its best friend, and what’s that if not your classic Queer On Queer Magnetism
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palamedes writing the sequel to the shitty romance book on the wall of his bubble room … he was so real for that. I’m surprised one of us hasn’t started writing Alecto on the walls of our enclosure
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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
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now having read both translation state and provenance I can firmly say that I LOVE when we see Radchaai thru non-radch narrators because they’re always like ‘the radchaai ambassador showed up. in the stereotypical villain voice she misgendered every non she/her in the room. then she was bad at her job. then she asked for tea. then she said something offensive. then she, still bad at her job, left.’ and it’s great every time.
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John Carpenter's The Thing offers many lessons in filmmaking. For example:
Have an actor wear a giant cowboy hat
Put a Fucking Thing in there
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