Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*
Me:
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REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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please be patient with me im from the 1900s
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I suffered this now you have to
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I have three modes of reading
Dont read
Read a 500 page book in a day
Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
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In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
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