when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding

anyone else uhh..... anyone else ummmm. anyone else. anyone else, anyone.. anyone, anyone. oh god anyone

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

One of my favorite parts of Endwalker is Emet-Selch seeing the Ghost WoL, immediately clocking it as Azem Something and going No, Not Today Satan while Hythlodaeus is sitting down beside the Ghost WoL and making pspspspsp noises at them and offering them free hugs and Emet's Aether and giving Emet the biggest wettest puppy dog eyes of Can We Keep Them?

Meanwhile WoL is having some emotional whiplash and an existential crisis.

(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol

I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

me: oh my sauce is missing sometjing. help

garlic:

yeah see this is my problem with DuckDuckGo

Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic