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They meant your Paypal account, the link to which is fraudulent. Obviously.
your acont seems sus
Ha, I seem sus? You can't even spell acount! YOU'RE sus! And suspicious for accusing me! Hmph!
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if you support donald trump unfollow me. full stop. hopefully no trump supporters are dumb enough to think they’re welcome here, but seriously. gtfo my page. block me while you’re at it.
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{ This blog is still on hiatus, but I thought I'd do a small self promo bc doin lil prompts is fun ~ }
I'm begging you for Mammon taking care of his younger siblings, either before or after the Fall. I'm such a sucker for Mammon being a good brother.
(( I’m currently taking short prompts for horror / worldbuilding ! If you have anything you’d like to see, drop me an ask just like this one! ))
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"Okay," Mammon says, definitely not three seconds away from freaking out. "Yeah, this is... Totally normal!"
Levi deigns to lift his head just enough above the waterline in the tub to do his best impression of a despondent tea-kettle. Mammon has half a mind to make the same sound right back at him, but the Levi-shaped pile of skin about six feet away from him has its mouth open in a perpetual, horrified scream, and the dark pits of its eye holes are boring into the very fabric of his being.
It's kind of distracting.
Mammon gulps and tears his eyes away from skin Levi's not-eyes, and tries to focus on his little brother sulk-soaking in the middle of the bedroom. Totally not nauseous at all, Mammon rubs the back of his neck and subtly tries to brush away the excess sweat that's gathered there.
"So--uh, yeah! Definitely normal. Just comes with being... Y'know... Snake-like now. I've heard lots of demons do this," Mammon lies, plastering on a false grin. "Actually, come to think of it--we could probably make a ton of money off your old skin--"
"We're not selling my skin!" Levi screeches, bursting up out of the water like his eponymous sea serpents breaching the waves of the dark, churning oceans. His face is rosy and new from where his old skin peeled away, and Mammon--even as his stomach turns at the thought--is glad to see that Levi did manage to shed all the way, now that he's standing up.
"Wh--well, why not, huh?? What're you gonna do with it anyways? Might as well make a quick buck or two!" Mammon keeps the act up (going so far as to make a lunge for Levi's shed skin, which, ew) even as Levi starts to devolve into a true hissy fit, throwing near by objects at him in an attempt to get him to leave. He ends up making off with one of Levi's books, pocketing it to more realistically pawn off later.
In the hallway, he can still hear Levi huffing and puffing and setting himself to rights. Mammon sighs and makes a note to talk to Barbatos to see if shedding really is normal for reptile-aligned demons. If it isn't, they'll have to get Levi medical help. If it is, then Mammon... Well, Mammon's going to have to sneak into Levi's room every however long and get rid of his old skin for him. He's already worked out a plan to 'steal' it later, but for now, Mammon lets himself have the small comfort that Levi is too busy being annoyed with him to be worried about the new reality of him shedding.
Mammon slumps against the wall and heaves a sigh, rolling his eyes up toward the ceiling in an unconscious bid for patience and fortitude.
Eugh, fuck, ew. He really is going to have to touch that skin, huh?
Mammon thumps the back of his head against the wall, just the once, and bemoans his terrible luck.
The things he does for family, sheesh.
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{ Breaking hiatus to answer this !
Back in uh... February? The only other askblog I knew about was butlerbarbatos, and I spent like, a few days going back and forth over whether I could play a convincing Lucifer haha.
Mostly I just wanted to see how in character I could stay, and wanted to approach Lucifer as if he were a person, and not just a dating sim character. How would he respond to strangers making advances on him? What would he think about humans on the whole? etc.
I’ve had a great time with the blog, but I’m also glad I’m taking a break. 2020 has been hard on everyone, myself included, and I don’t ever want the things I do for fun to feel like an obligation. }
To the admins and muns of:
@ask-beel @ask-mammoney @morningstar-descended @taco-beel @iamnotachihuahua @thephantomofobeyme @diavolos-diversions
What inspired you to do your role playing blogs on tumblr?
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So. I slept for the first time in... Months. I’ve decided to hold off on answering asks for tonight, even though I suggested it previously.
I’ll be married tomorrow... I’m going to go back to sleep, for now.
Thank you all for your continued support of the cultural exchange program. I’ll return, I’m sure.
Eventually.
#Bright Ideas#{ basically I am going to take a long hiatus I think }#{ the blog is just not sparking joy the way it once did my dudes }
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mike
* Lucifer sits at his desk with his forehead resting on the edge, face down. He is shaking and breathing erratically. He's probably laughing? And crying. Probably from laughing too hard. *
Oh I think I'm going to throw up, oh, holy father that-- pff...
Fuck I cannot believe that I had to invite the fuxkign archmagels to my own fucking wedding. In some ways I am going to enjoy rubbing it in all of their faces that I am happy and beloved no.mateer where I go whether it is.heaven or earth or hell, but on the other hand , I am going to feel michael staring at me viscerally and I am going to hate him being allowed to look at me and judge me now that I am finally happy again.
Ugh.
Just a few more days.
#rejoinders#wedding countdown#i would love to see someone call him mike to his face#new wedding gift idea#whoever gives that to me will have my eternal favor
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Fuck I cannot believe that I had to invite the fuxkign archmagels to my own fucking wedding. In some ways I am going to enjoy rubbing it in all of their faces that I am happy and beloved no.mateer where I go whether it is.heaven or earth or hell, but on the other hand , I am going to feel michael staring at me viscerally and I am going to hate him being allowed to look at me and judge me now that I am finally happy again.
Ugh.
Just a few more days.
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....We have a rehearsal dinner, tonight. My only concern with resting at this point is if I'll be able to wake again in time...
Right now we are playing a game called ‘how long can Lucifer remain lucid enough to answer asks?’ and we are all both the winners and the losers.
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#ohhh boy good luck lucifer one more week!!
Luck cannot help me now. But thank you for the well wishes.
Right now we are playing a game called ‘how long can Lucifer remain lucid enough to answer asks?’ and we are all both the winners and the losers.
#rejoinders#wedding countdown#I have heard that humans feel closer to Him when they enter a state of sleep deprivation induced delirium#As someone who has seen the face of god many times before allow me to clarify#it is not the presence of god you are experiencing#it is something else and I do not like it much either.
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Ha...
Lucidfer...
Right now we are playing a game called ‘how long can Lucifer remain lucid enough to answer asks?’ and we are all both the winners and the losers.
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Alright, now I know Mammon has done many, many, MANY ridiculous and reckless things in his life, but if you had to think on it, which one was the most reckless and ridiculous?
I feel as though I may have answered this sort of question before, so forgive me for being repetitious if that is the case.
The single most foolish, reckless, and ridiculous thing Mammon has done, in my memory, was attempt to pick picket Diavolo.
It was fine, of course, but still an extremely stupid thing to do.
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Do you have vampire gloves? (They’re gloves with spikes on them)
Perhaps.
The answer depends on your reasons for asking, though.
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Right now we are playing a game called ‘how long can Lucifer remain lucid enough to answer asks?’ and we are all both the winners and the losers.
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What's the fashion like in the devildom?
Perhaps a better question to ask Asmodeus, or Mammon. I must admit to being a bit out of date when it comes to new trends and such.
It would depend on the court, really. Demons of my court tend to dress well but practically for whatever position they’re in, for example.
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How do you feel now that you're getting married? Is it an entirely new feeling?
Exhausted, largely. Relieved, secondly.
And, of course, Proud. Above all else.
#dialuci#wedding countdown#to think so many millennia of plans have come to fruition is...#Satisfying honestly#Anonymous
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If you travel to the human realm do you use a cover name? Seeing as how your name is literally lucifer, I think it would be bound to raise some eyebrows no?
If I am ever in the human realm and it’s absolutely required that I speak to unaware humans--as opposed to the humans who have pledged their loyalties to me, and thus who are prepared to deal with me as my own self--I do have a few aliases I use.
Both Solomon and the human exchange student said that my usual name makes me sound like a “European stripper”, and considering they both got a good laugh out of that, I don’t believe I’ll be sharing it any time soon.
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How do you feel about make-up? Are you going to wear any on your wedding day? Do you wear any to formal events??
I personally feel neutral about cosmetics, I rarely need them to feel satisfied with my appearance, but it’s understandable that others might.
Formal events in the devildom dictate at least some pageantry, so yes to both your second and third questions.
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