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Normal wyllstarion stuff

yes I was sober when I made this

Gale's genuine confusion by Tav's "do you like your belly rubbed?" line, and trying to answer it seriously like "actually Mystra did this cool thing once with the Weave--" almost carried away in his memories and oversharing before realizing mid-sentence "wait -- are they flirting with me??? nah I've had way too much wine surely"

this gives me life

Wyll Ravengard

my lady

a smooch

WET CAT!

Astarion/Shadowheart bff agenda

Look, I'm not a "details" person, all right?

Poor Gale is a bit under the weather 🤧

“You would 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 prefer me as I am?”

gale's reaction to mystra telling him to blow himself up is obviously heartbreaking but on the other hand it is deeply DEEPLY hilarious when Gale, Learned professor of renown, is like "if there was another way to defeat the absolute don't you think the goddess of magic would have thought of it" and the band of badly socialized half-feral murder children he's running with just go "well maybe the goddess of magic is stupid, gale"

*slaps table*

Listen!

There is something super sweet and healing and hopeful about Gale, "I was groomed and still don't realize it and had 'sex' with the Goddess of Magic via mental/spiritual/astral projection regularly. Also, I'm kind of addicted to magic." Deciding to approach you first to flirt with "You being all sweaty after battle is so fucking hot."

Because it's Real. It's physical. Yeah, it's horny, but it's the realization that the mortal realm can be equal to the godly one, if not superior, despite it being different. Like, he's not Losing something by not being with a God and he can heal.