Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

Will: *constantly paranoid, hallucinating visually and audibly, having seizures, and has a job that exposes him to extremely traumatic events that trigger all of these things*

Jack: “best man I’ve got. Absolutely nothing wrong with that guy”

Durge: Gortash and I are in love. Ketheric: You've tried to kill each other. Durge: "You've have tried to kill each other"- yes and? Do you have a problem with true love? Gortash: It's called foreplay, Ketheric, look it up.

CURIOUS HORSE

I'm sorry, but it's such a waste, that scene where Ketheric goes to punch Gortash, but Orin stops him with the Bhaal dagger.

Like can you imagine if Ketheric was spiteful enough to say, you know the Dark Urge is still alive?

If he'd dropped that bombshell on him right then and there, to sow some discord between the two people who just tag teamed him?

Like oh, you're best buddies with Orin, huh, how cute, you're just the best of friends, aren't you? Well try and remember: she killed your wife. BUT ALSO, that wife is still alive, and they're mad as fucking hell. And they're fucking coming for me.

and then you.

so pick your fucking side now, Chosen of Bane.

that would've been priceless. it would've been such an interesting scene, setting the two of them against each other and yes, sure, revealing that you knew Gortash and Orin earlier. but so fucking what?

the Chosen of Bhaal reveal is boring anyway and feels plopped in there randomly.

at least hint that Gortash and Orin know you too, and that you're far more important than you even imagined.

and in hindsight, it's cool because it shows you already that these two are not the united front that they originally seemed to be, and their alliance was based on necessity, not genuine desire for partnership.

throwing the dark urge into that conversation would've been so awesome, and hinted at the two of them being like factions you have to choose between.

BUT ALAS.

no one is as smart as me.

it has been said before but it still gets me how durgetash makes blasphemers of each other. The Chosen of Bhaal that wants one man to live. The chosen of Bane that won't accept the other's submission. Excellent flavour

Yu-Gi-Oh Singapore dub

[reach for your weapon | draw your weapon]

That’s the game

The "bonjour, mon amor" clip

Source:

Do you know how big this castle is? [Funnily enough, I do.] Well, then perhaps you should take a look. MERLIN & KING ARTHUR MERLIN — 5x01: Arthur’s Bane, Part 1 (2013)

This is an actual Maybelline ad trying to disguise itself as an empowering International Women's Day post. This person wants you to think makeup is empowering and it's actually super cool and feminist of you to wear it. Even at times when it's flat out ridiculous to wear it, like when doing manual labor (you're not convincing me Maybelline, I'd sweat that right off).

Makeup is a waste of women's money, time, and energy. It does nothing to build self-confidence. It is anything but empowering.

The Devil's Garden 🌹 🩸 will he paint them red?

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called "Vampire The Masquerade" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: whatever man. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw nines at grout's mansion

my buddy phillip pacing: the prince is lying to us

ily 2004 vampire the masquerade bloodlines. 

Ily janky ass unplayable combat mechanics and rushed ending levels entirely dependent on combat. Ily people trying their goddamn best to translate the pen and paper rules over to video game rules and still not Quite getting there but still having some things good to show for it. ily grungy disgusting streets and alleyways and sewers and warrens and bars and murder scenes and the strange people that inhabit them. Ily Confession and Asylum and Asp Hole and Last Round, and how distinct the bars are from each other aesthetically. Ily goth and punk fashion and music inspiration. Ily fangs showing in vampire npcs as they speak. Ily the absolute shitshow LA is and that you can see how the city is being pulled apart by the goddamn seams because of the brewing tensions and that no matter the outcome, the city loses.  

I love you John DiMaggio’s performance as Smiling Jack and his behind the scenes scheming and meddling and violence. I love you Grey Delisle’s performance as Jeanette and Therese and the reveal of the sisters for first time players. I love you incredibly animated character performances in both voice and character model, leaving iconic and lasting impressions from multiple characters. I love you detailed monster designs from Ming Xiao’s cephalopod war form, Andrei’s draconic Zulo form, the many szlachta of the sewers and their small details people would otherwise miss but are still there regardless, and Zygaena’s hammerhead shark hengeyokai form. I love you Pisha and her weird little organ pit in the abandoned hospital. I love you zombies in the Hollywood Forever Cemetery whose presences are never really explained. I love you ghouls who are both normal and Freaks: Mercurio and Knox and Romero and Vandal. I love you Nines’ faint country accent. I love you Chunk <3

I love you asshole women Imalia and Damsel and Therese. I love you bitch men Gary and Isaac and Beckett. I love you Lacuna Coil playing during the credits. I love you Lecher Bitch playing in the Last Round. I love you Bloodlines Theme and the rest of Rik Schafer’s album. I love you Deb of Night. I love you utter terror of the Ocean House Hotel ghosts and Griffith Park werewolves. I love you malkavian insight and nosferatu isolation. LaCroix. I love you Rosa and her prophecies and the replayability of the game from both a clan and informed context perspective