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hi. i'm bob.
i'm not actually bob. my name is lapis.
but for some reason people keep calling me bob.
so uh.
i guess that's my name now.
bob.
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i just kinda lie down and pretend that i don't exist. even if i don't go to sleep, it's a nice fantasy.
i don't really try to think about anything. some people count sheep.
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i guess we just sleep differently. if i relived my memories every time i slept, i wouldn’t sleep.
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are you talking about dreams. i get those sometimes. but not very often. usually it’s just nothing.
i like it better like that.
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For my next trick I’ll go through 9 different emotions within two minutes
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iwastheultimatequartz:
There’s a right way to sleep?
how have you been doing it.
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iwastheultimatequartz:
It’d be nice if it helped you skip the time spent being asleep and you see nothing during that time. Can’t call myself a fan.
maybe you’re just sleeping wrong.
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iwastheultimatequartz:
He sleeps too much. Him and Amethyst. He has the whole human part as an excuse, but she certainly doesn’t.
he needs his sleep. let him rest.
i can’t exactly judge amethyst for sleeping. i slept for a week once. sleeping is nice. it’s like practicing for death.
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iwastheultimatequartz:
The one with the pamphlets? And yeah, Pearl’s really easy. I can imagine her anger already.
So you’re just messing with a barn wall instead? Steven not up for visiting or something?
yeah. him.
i think he’s asleep. it’s...2:30? that’s late, right. i think it might be past his bedtime.
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iwastheultimatequartz:
And that would be absolutely awful, wouldn’t it? Who would you even mess with?
i don’t know. pearl’s really easy too, but she’d just block me again.
maybe that weird guy. you know. the one with the french fry hair.
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oceanemojis:
she’s obnoxious. she also interrogated me. i don’t want to live with her. steven tried to push her on me but then jasper happened.
yeah, i had that problem too. i got over it.
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iwastheultimatequartz:
That’s one way to survive living with her. I still don’t know how you can deal with that.
she’s a little loud sometimes. but that’s what the headphones are for. i like having her around. makes things around here a little less boring.
besides. i’d have to actually leave the barn to mess with someone if she didn’t live with me.
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oceanemojis replied to your post “i’ve just been throwing cans at the wall. normally i’d throw them at...”
does she live with you.
yeah. steven wanted me to move in with her. i wasn’t really happy about it at first. but she’s pretty cool.
she’s also really gullible. it’s hilarious.
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iwastheultimatequartz:
I thought that gremlin stays glued to the television. She’s capable of actually leaving the barn?
i guess. i didn’t catch what she was doing. because i wasn’t listening when she told me. i didn’t actually take my headphones out.
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i’ve just been throwing cans at the wall.
normally i’d throw them at peridot. but she isn’t here. so i have to try something a little less responsive.
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STOP NORMALIZING BEHAVIOR
If you do things, fuck you.
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