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More Raging Heart Than Grace
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ishin! kazukaoru because my mental illinois cannot be contained
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I love my dads playstyle of Baldurs Gate, never talks to his companions, never goes to camp, didn't even know there's romance in the game, long rests only when theres no more spells left, explored the underdark before he did the goblin quest, called astarion someone "he wouldn't buy a car from"
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i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone
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love that i'm in the middle of this with a fucking trash bin lid on my head
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“he would not fucking say that!” then put him in a situation that makes him say it, we wanna see him squirm
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[Warlock is consentually possessed by the Ghost of a Paladin who needs to make the "final blow" against a Beholder to be free of his curse. The Beholder is already wounded from Wizard's spells and the party's Paladin's smite. ]
Warlock: Well [Ghost Paladin] I know this isn't your usual fighting style and I kinda wanted to let you borrow my Shadow Blade for this but I hope you don't mind terribly if we just finish this quickly especially for the sake of Monk [frightened] and the Githzerai [several near misses with the disintegration ray]. Since you're possessing me even if I call down the power of my patron upon it this will still count as the "Final Blow," right?
Ghost Paladin: Yes.
Warlock: [*summons Bigby's Hand Tentacles and the Fathomless Tentacles and unleashes them all on the Beholder to devastating effect.*]
Warlock: Are you still doing okay, [Ghost Paladin]? Wanna do the honors of crushing this asshole?
Ghost Paladin [cheerfully]: Oh verily!
[*The Beholder dies Screaming*]
Ghost Paladin: Ah, peace at last.... *Fades away. *
DM: Warlock is no longer possessed.
Warlock: Awwww... he seemed nice, I think I'll miss him.
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this is my favorite sequence of tags on an mdzs post
Ah yes.
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DM: The ghost is asking to temporarily possess one of you in order to get his revenge on the Beholder.
Warlock [sighs]: Alright, I'll do it.
DM: You don't have to, you know...
Warlock (ooc): Look if one of us is gonna do it, it makes sense if its me. You all have like curse removal and exorcism stuff if the ghost overstays his welcome.
Warlock: Alright [Ghost] we'll help you. Though more recently I've come to have a more immediate and intimate relationship with another God, I am also a follower of Tyr as well and I am sympatheticto your plight. You're welcome to temporarily possess me to destroy the Beholder and free yourself of your curse. But you should know however I am sworn and beholden to another so unless you want to bring down the wrath of [Cthulhu] you'd better keep you're end of the bargain.
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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tag of the week:
#WWX: yeah I'm totally normal about him 〰 can't blame you wwx... ✳ @larksuibian
#yes wwx 〰 me too ✳ @fishwink
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Nothing's happening this session.
Look, the bad guys can have a filler episode too. They're off having plot-irrelevant, low-stakes adventures. You didn't hear them complaining when you spent two sessions adopting an owlbear, did you?
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the druid is supposed to be lawful good
OOC, cleric: So you two just jumped a homeless, old man in the cold?
OOC, druid: In my defense, he was willingly out past curfew, threatened us with a sword, and he blasted eldritch magic at me! He’s evil!
OOC, warlock, who is not the old guy: Hey! The eldritch magic isn’t what makes me evil!
OOC, cleric: he’s homeless! How else is he supposed to defend himself?
OOC, druid: oh. Oh no.
Rogue: (comes out from hiding and lands an arrow to the old man’s neck)
Druid: (holding up a wanted poster to the dying face) oh, look, he was the guy on the wanted poster
OOC, rogue: you didn’t even know?!
OOC, druid: we just killed a homeless man for money! :D
druid: (cognitive dissonance begins setting in)
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Nothing Saejima does has ever surprised me. When he ripped a 900-pound transformer box out of the ground and used it to bash a guy's head in, I was like "yah of course he can do that." When he punched a grizzly bear so hard that it respected him as a fellow apex predator I was like "checks out, I'd have done the same." I mean the man looks like this and he just keeps getting buffer every game.
The only thing he's ever done to surprise me was start sobbing during the death match, and that's only cuz I had never seen a Yakuza protagonist properly cry before.
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