I stand on the roof

"hey watch me do a sick flip"

Ow I hurt my bones

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

This haiku does though

A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.

Honestly if I had to guess I'd say the fact that everyone around you smokes is a bigger indicator of economic class than anything else

Why you so surprised about the poll results? Seems highly normal to me. I’m almost thirty and I can count on one hand the number of people I know who smoke it’s just not that popular anymore

According to the world health organization there's not a single country in the world where smoking is above 45 percent so no matter where you are. It shouldn't have come as too much of a surprise that a little over 65 percent of people who saw that post have never smoked

Why you so surprised about the poll results? Seems highly normal to me. I’m almost thirty and I can count on one hand the number of people I know who smoke it’s just not that popular anymore

Obsessed with that old man not in a "I want to fuck him" way but in a "I want to study him under a microscope" or "I want to grab him like a squeaky toy and throw him across the room to see if he bounces when he hits the wall" way

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Anyway...

I know this happens in most media but it sucks when you realize something you like has like no fat characters. Epithet erased does its best to be a really diverse series, and then it has like three fat characters who are all incompetent, evil, or both.

ME WHEN. WHEN. ME WHEN SHE. AUGHHHH!!!!!!!!

i don’t know literally ANY famous people it’s starting to stress me out because people are always saying names to me like i should know the names. and i never do