I was on a Discord call with my buddy, and I said “BRB” and then I woke up. Words cannot describe the feeling I got when I realized what just happened.

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

Hit [A] repeadedly to torture an innocent soul!

Hit [B] to feminize him!

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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are you mad at me

dare i say... robbed

It's bad but sometimes online when people say things that are like things you probably shouldn't say to strangers I'm tempted to say "That sounds like an inside thought. It's okay to have silly or mean thoughts sometimes but you don't want to hurt people's feelings, okay?" the way you might to a preschooler.

That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?

The Courier :

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason: