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montalbanosbaldhead · 6 hours
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i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason
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montalbanosbaldhead · 9 hours
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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
I will draw the dog we make. :)
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montalbanosbaldhead · 15 hours
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HEN & KAREN WILSON ♡ 5.18 'Starting Over'
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montalbanosbaldhead · 15 hours
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So I wrote a little something loosely based on this post I made about Eddie subconsciously associating his future wedding as being with Buck- I haven't written for ages but I thought if I was gonna make it into a fic I'd also have an accidental drunk confession to Buck in there- and this is that. If I ever wrote a whole fic of this there'd be no cheating so dw dw
"It must be nice," Buck says from the floor, "Marr-Marriaging, -having a wedding. I want that, I'd want-"
"I know what you want," Eddie laughs confidently from the empty tub. It feels very zen, lying here with his legs hooked over the circular tub, like lying inside a big cereal bowl. He is so drunk, and giddy and totally at peace with everything, "You want a spring wedding because you want a frankly ridiculous amount of flowers. You want it far enough away from the city that you can see the stars at night, but not so far that it'd cost too much for everyone to travel there. You like the idea of releasing lanterns but you're worried about the environment so you'd probably want - like- doves or butterflies instead-"
"Butterflies," Buck says from the floor, his voice thick, "Eddie, what-"
"M'not finished," Eddie continues with the gravitas of someone so hammered they cant feel their legs but who is nevertheless making an Important Point, "Butterflies, then. You want a light coloured suit, something that breathes well because you'll worry about sweating. Bobby would be doing the ceremony, so maybe Athena to walk you down the aisle? And of course Maddie as your best man. Woman. Person."
"… Maddie?"
"Well yeah," Eddie shrugs, transfixed by how the ceiling seems to be slowly tilting to the side, "Because Chris would be mine, and that way they can both be involved."
There's a frantic shuffling noise from the floor, and Buck's voice is much clearer when he speaks again, "Eddie. Eddie are you talking about- me and you getting married?"
"Who else?" And in his alcohol-soaked state, it's as simple as that- who else. God knows he's tried to fit other people into that role and they just never fit right because the void in his life is so decisively Buck-shaped. Haha, God knows, his chest begins to shake with silent laughter, it's funny, right? Because of the Catholicism.
"And that's-" Buck sounds kind of upset, which makes Eddie pause, why would Buck be upset when there's good booze and the ceiling is tilting and they're getting married? "That's something you want- the-the spring wedding and the butterflies and the-"
Oh, Buck's simply misunderstood, that's easy.
"I just wanna be the guy standing next to you."
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montalbanosbaldhead · 15 hours
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eddie smiling at buck as he djs and one of the drag queens leans over and goes “you two are cute together” and it’s loud right so surely eddie didn’t hear that correctly so he goes “what?” and she goes “you and your boyfriend. fiancé? you guys are cute together” and eddie’s blush deepens and he’s too wasted to remember his smile’s supposed to falter and buck’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever ever ever seen and he’s not his but eddie can pretend he’s also not anyone else’s for just one night so he smiles and goes “oh, we’re not together” because eddie’s not a liar and the drag queen raises one perfectly arched, disbelieving eyebrow and hands him another shot
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montalbanosbaldhead · 17 hours
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Unmute !
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montalbanosbaldhead · 18 hours
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montalbanosbaldhead · 18 hours
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hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.
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montalbanosbaldhead · 18 hours
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oh we are gonna be EATING
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montalbanosbaldhead · 18 hours
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A reproduction of Gustav Klimt’s “The Kiss” in Syria by Tammam Azzam
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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hey hey hey
Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
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not sure if asks is the place for this but thought you might enjoy my older hollow knight crossover doodles
OHH VERY COOL.. imperfect mind :-[.. fun that little ghosts wings make their cloak!
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