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monstrousparalysis · 39 minutes
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Sexualize a Robot.
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monstrousparalysis · 3 hours
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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot
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monstrousparalysis · 5 hours
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ask game for teasing wips/upcoming projects
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🌀Post the fic summary for a fic you haven't written/published yet. It can be hypothetical or something you really plan on releasing... ❄️Share a snippet from a WIP of your choosing. 🌤️Share your favorite piece of dialogue from your WIP. 🌧️Share something angsty from your WIP. 🌈 Share something soft/fluffy from your WIP. 💧Share something romantic/hot from your WIP, or just something sweet if it's gen. 🌩️ Share something funny/cracky from your WIP. ☔Is there a fic concept you have that you'd like to just explain and share because you're not sure you'll ever write it? If so, what is it? 🌪️Sum up a WIP with a few fic tropes/Ao3 tags.
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monstrousparalysis · 5 hours
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// minor spoilers for the suckening!! (also cw: blood)
Twins of flesh and bone
(Boneless and fleshless version under the cut!!)
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monstrousparalysis · 9 hours
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epic aro sculpture i did for class
the heart is made out of plastic bags wrapped with tape, so it's squishy ^_^ and the knife is qtips hot glued together. the knife is also removable!
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monstrousparalysis · 9 hours
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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood
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monstrousparalysis · 9 hours
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*can be niece/nephew through sibling or cousin
**parents and siblings
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monstrousparalysis · 9 hours
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Going insane about kicked dog with rabies type characters
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monstrousparalysis · 13 hours
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Honestly emizel is NOT special for regularly dying and going to the blood dimension that is just my average period
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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All ships are toxic because dating isn't real
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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Yes I die and come back. Yes you've seen it happen multiple times. But it would be NICE if you acted a LITTLE surprised every time. You don't know what it's like when you're dying in someone's arms and he asks you if you'll make it back in time to play Crash Team Racing later
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diversity win!! this couple have been married 84 years and fucking hate each other!! 🩷🦇🃏
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Saw someone talking again abt how frequently people misuse ‘amab’ and ‘afab’ and was reminded of this terrible infographic from 2022 I saw on IG
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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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