original thread by @pukicho and several other users

*Stats class being totally quiet while taking a test*

Edward: SHUT. UUUUPPPPPPPP.

Entire class: ??

Emmet’s mind:

Jennifer’s Body (2009) Hannibal (2013-2015)

One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.

does anyone have that one painting with the ghosts standing in the water?

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

inspired by and dedicated to @incorrectjujutsukaisen

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

If you're a writer and you see this post, stop what you're doing.

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND EAT AN ENTIRE JAR OF MAYO.

Just one jar. Stop blogging for one minute and eat one jar of mayonnaise. It could be olive oil based, it could be egg free, it could be a regular, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have eaten a ton of mayo by next Tuesday.