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monogramsalarm · 3 hours
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hate having to work outside during spring in portland. weather forecasts mean nothing and no one can predict shit
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monogramsalarm · 4 hours
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fucked up that my mutuals live in other states & countries and i cant just go to their houses and lay on their laps
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monogramsalarm · 5 hours
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tipsy yoda drops his lightsaber and it goes straight down thru the planet never turning off and hits the core and blows the planet up and all he says is "fucked, we are"
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monogramsalarm · 17 hours
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so true demi
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monogramsalarm · 17 hours
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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.
If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!
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monogramsalarm · 17 hours
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ok i’m curious
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monogramsalarm · 17 hours
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monogramsalarm · 20 hours
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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monogramsalarm · 21 hours
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if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke
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monogramsalarm · 21 hours
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there is so much intimacy in creating something together
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big loser pet peeve: when people discussing creepypasta think that Mowgli's Palace from the Abandoned By Disney creepypasta is an actual place that existed sighhhh
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monogramsalarm · 2 days
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Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it
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monogramsalarm · 2 days
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the straw house, destroyed. the sticks house, destroyed. my mom’s face, stepped on
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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:
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monogramsalarm · 2 days
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