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Burn For You - Loki x Reader
Words: 5285
Pairing: Loki x Reader
Featuring: Thor, Steve, Natasha, Tony, Other Avengers
Warnings: Arguing, yelling
Summary: Based on Burn For You by Abigail Barlow and Emily Bear and Bridgerton as a whole, you and Loki agree to create a fake relationship to help both of you get what you want in life. A surprising turn of events causes chaos for the pair.
Author’s Note: I am obsessed with Bridgerton. This is mostly based of Daphne and Simon’s story from the show (and the song from the unofficial album) and I love it so much. The song is featured at the end of the fic in italics but the rest of the fic is also Bridgerton based. Takes place after Ragnarok, but no Thanos/Infinity War/Endgame. This fic includes fake dating, mutual pining, somewhat arranged/convenient marriage.
This is also a fic for girl-next-door-writes ’s Bingo challenge! This is for the mutual pining square.
Loki / Bingo / Full Masterlist
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You sat at a table across from Loki, thinking about his proposition. Would this really be a good idea? You and Loki…pretend to be together? You help him gain more trust from the world; he helps you get noticed by the man you’re crushing on.
You set your hands out on the table and looked around the party, making sure no one could hear your conversation. Quickly, you looked back at Loki, surveying his body language. He was serious; he wants to regain the trust he lost all those years ago and live peacefully in New Asgard with Thor and the other Asgardians. Though it has been a few years now, he was still in the same place of citizens, Asgardian and Midgardian alike, not trusting him and afraid of looking at him ever-so strangely.
“It is an absurd plan,” You declared.
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Welcome to another episode of
✨HE IS UNDERRATED AS HELL✨
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Wait you write for Kamisama kiss??? OMG Tomoe's been my crush for years 😭 omg if it's okay with you then can I have general yandere headcannons about everyone's favourite fox boy?? 🌕 Anon
YANDERE TOMOE HEADCANONS
Note: I also love Tomoe. Btw this might suck because I'm bad at general anything.
Pronouns used: feminine, she/her (for convenience)
WARNING(S): yandere themes, slightly suggestive
YOKAI
Possessive, Manipulative, Violent (to others)
AS A ROUGUE YOKAI, pledging his loyalty to others never truly appealed to him; to a woman nonetheless. Being a formidable demon never called for such requirements.
You were feisty, pointing the round end of your broom in his direction. You knew not of who was there, yokai or human but you feigned confidence. The trembling of your hands gave it away, you were scared as one would be. “Who's there?”
The pale moonlight peeked through the few windows lining the walls, carefully calling attention to your features. You were easy on the eyes and yet so hard to look at. Your eyes were glassy and narrowed into thin slits. Your legs shook violently in anticipation for him to reveal himself as you hugged the broom flush against your chest. Such a look didn't suit you.
Having mercy on you, he decided to cut his fun a little short.
As one does, Tomoe made his way to a brothel which he was fairly acquainted with. All in a pitiful attempt to find solace amongst the predatory gazes of the women occupying it. But alas, he could not. With every look upon their faces twisted into one that mimicked your own. Captivating and seemingly kind, tempting him to reach out and touch it.
Tomoe is no fool. His emotions are evident, terribly so. He longs for a human woman and there's no need to deny it. Your image has been engraved in his memory down to every last detail. Women who were not you could no longer soothe his mind as they appeared lackluster in comparison.
Thus, he sought after you. In the middle of the night, he was whisked away by the chilly wind in search of the woman. Your scent was heavy on his mind, leading him back to the small cabin you resided in. His footsteps were night, almost silent as he entered your home, searching for you.
To his luck, there you were. Rolled up in a cotton futon, lulled by the chirps of noisy crickets. Yes, he's decided; You are his and no one else's. Tomoe isn't one for sharing and he'll make sure you're aware.
Akura-ou was quick to find out about your existence, which was a pain within itself. He would toy with you just to get under Tomoe's skin. It's not every day you get to see your moody "counterpart" fall so hard for someone, let alone a human. Anyhow, those who've tormented you weren't as fortunate as Akura-ou, serving a far more unpleasant demise for their actions.
If not for you, Tomoe wouldn't hesitate to massacre every man who looks your way. Having good-looking women by his side is nothing he isn't used to, yet, you are different. As his woman, he wouldn't want someone to so much as breathe the same air as you. The mere thought renders him ill.
Although, if you ask him not to he'll try his best to listen to your wishes. Keyword: try. He would never want to upset you, oh not at all! However he's only "human", even he has his limits.
No matter how he may terrify you, running is NOT an option. You will never be too far from his grasp. As long as his heart is beating, no one will ever have his heart. The fox demon is a bit too eager to show how he got his reputation in the Yokai world. As his other half, why don't you sit down and watch for a while?
“Foolish girl, when will you finally understand that your efforts are futile? Your cries may pain me but if I must tie you down to keep you. Then I shall.”
FAMILIAR
Loyal, Overprotective, Posessive
BEFORE HE MET YOU HE WAS A YOKAI, drowning in a pit of endless grief. Though not a powerful God, you held enough power to help the lost kitsune. You, determined to save him, kissed him and made Tomoe you familiar. For that, he was forever grateful.
Sure his bloodlust has been soothed over the decades, but it doesn't cease to exist. However, betrayal has never crossed his mind. His loyalty to you runs deeper than the blood that courses through veins. He is bound to you for life and he will serve you until greeted by death's embrace
He still finds you to be a subpar God in nearly every aspect. You were so uncool and lame as you lacked elegance, lazy in comparison to many, and awfully forgetful. But it made you even more charming. Tomoe found himself growing fond of your minor habits, though still trying to push healthier ones upon you, they were sweet, or even cute dare he say.
If you so choose, you can touch his ears. What can I say, the thought has plagued his mind more times than he cares to admit. Intimacy with you is not exactly scarce, you dot on the fox quite a bit, however, he yearns for more of your attention, your time. Being your familiar for some years has honestly built up his confidence. (There was no way in hell he'd ask you that and earlier than now.)
You cannot have another familiar, not a chance. Tomoe will burn them to the ground if they even try to kiss you. If you've had familiars before him, fuck them. They can die for all he cares. All you have to do is ask and he will gladly do the honors. (He knows you won't, unfortunately)
No male familiars are permitted to sleep by your side, except him of course. He must retain his superiority somehow. Allowing them to see you so vulnerable is not an option.
For you, he'd do an ything if it's within his power. As long as it doesn't put you or your reputation in danger that is.
“You reek of that wretched Tengu, must you always converse with such lowlives, mistress? If my company is not to your liking please allow me to fix myself. I am your loyal familiar and you should know I'm also the best.”
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Things Dick Grayson Has Said
*Fighting a villain* "Hey no biting! Only my girlfriend can do that!"
"babe, watch this" "no I'm not going to fall" *falls anyways*
"I just need my beauty rest and then I'll be pretty again I promise"
"cereal is a nutritious meal, grains, fruit, sugar... I'm doing pretty great I'd say"
"it's not my fault my ass makes the Kardashians insecure"
"you know that look is hot, really scary, but hot"
"I could be two kids stacked on each other and you'd never know"
"I'm like one of those bendy pencils"
"this is more useless than me doing squats"
*Paris Hilton voice* "that's hot"
*screeching* "Bruce, why are my cookies GONE?!"
"I'm fabulous f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s"
"b-a-n-a-n-a-s"
"I am a barbie girl y/n"
*swinging on a chandelier* "ALL EYES ON ME IN THE CENTER OF THE RING JUST LIKE A CIRCUSSSSS"
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ISTP: Hey, INFP!
INFP, backing away:
ISTP: Why are they reacting that way?
ENTP: They've been watching true crime documentaries for over a week now.
ISTP: And...?
ENTP: As it turned out, many serial killers are ISTP.
INFP, whispering: ...ENTP too.
ENTP: Oh, come on!
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"it's unhealthy to read fanfiction"
well i'm doing my 20 minutes of daily reading so...
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Hi Mei!! ♡ How about Reid dating a sunshine!reader who tells obviously wrong facts when he is in earsight, just to mess with him? Bc I think it would be so funny 😭😭 Anyway, have a nice day, and thank you so much for all your quality content, you're saving lives <333
"Oh my god Emily, you're never gonna believe this," You lean in towards the brunette grinning at you, but your voice stays loud enough for Spencer to hear across the desk, "I just found out that bowling is more dangerous than dinosaurs are."
Her brow dips but her lips quirk up, "Alright, you've hooked me. What's the punchline?"
"No punchline," You shake your head, feeling Reid's curious stare on the back of it, "In 2019 someone died at a bowling alley after slipping on the floor and splitting his head open. But in that same year, there wasn't a single death by dinosaur. Isn't that insane?"
Spencer is already piping up before Emily can properly laugh, but you can still hear her beneath his frantic, "Uh, honey, that's not- that's not exactly right. I mean, dinosaurs would be incredibly dangerous, if any of them were still alive. Which, in 2019- uh, they were not."
"Statistically speaking, Spence," You use his favorite phrase against him, but you're not sure he picks up on the teasing grin set on your face beyond the concern he's stewing in, "You can't argue with the numbers."
"Well- you can't, but in 2019, the number of dinosaurs alive was zero, so that's- that's the only number that really matters, baby, but if you wanted to read more about the risks associated with communal sports venues, I'd be happy to share some articles I've looked into on-"
"Ah, leave it to Reid to turn a sick-ass discussion about dinosaurs about the dangers of fun," Morgan scoffs. He wasn't in on your plan from the beginning, but he's happy to jump on the bandwagon, "Besides, the last Jurassic Park movie was made in 2022, so there were dinosaurs alive, duh."
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TITLE: Master in all
CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: one shot
AUTHOR: Nachelle
ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Loki teaching his young daughter to braid hair and letting her practice on him.
RATING: G, PG
NOTES/WARNINGS: fluff probably. Also, please imagine that cute ass gif where he goes ‘yes, of course’ when he answers you, thank you.
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“Take some of it like this.” You watch from the doorway as Loki takes a piece of your daughter’s hair from behind her ear and shows her. “And then you divide it to three.”
He is sitting in the couch of your Midgardian home, your now five years old girl standing in front off him, her hands clasped behind her back, just like her father. She had come home and demanded to be taught how to braid, since another girl had worn braids to kindergarten today. Loki had calmly told you that he could teach her, and after dinner he brought her with him to the living room.
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I found this in my old IG account, thought I’ll share :)
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HEADCANNONS
Dating Lucifer
NSFW AND SFW
Protective. He's insecure, right? So I think he's probably protective in the way where if you're somewhere where he isn't he'd text you once every five minutes checking up on you and asking where you are. He really wants you to be safe, as well.
Clingy, he likes you to be around him for as long as possible. He also loves it when you're attached to his hip, it makes him feel loved and appreciated in a way he can't describe.
When he met you stopped wearing his wedding ring so you wouldn't assume he was still with Lilith. He wanted to make the best impression, of course.
Touchy, he will often randomly squeeze your thigh or ruffle your hair in a fatherly manor. Or sometimes he'll just give you a random peck on the lips if he feels like it.
Made you a duck that looks like him so you can have him with you wherever you go, he's sort of sentimental like that.
Of course, sentimental. He loves to give you random items or even just food that he thinks you'll like, and he'll usually make a big prideful scene if you do the same for him.
If you're taller than him during sex you always have to be below him, he likes to feel big and powerful during sex.
DADDY KINK OKAY I SAID IT. He adoores it when you call him daddy, he absolutely ADORES it. He can't even explain why, just that feeling he gets whenever you do is like nothing else.
Likes to praise more than degrade during sex, but if he's in a mood could very much degrade you.
Likes it when you wear his clothes, specifically his hat. He likes to see you wearing things of his especially when you're out so everyone knows you're with him. People don't tend to mess with you anyway cause you're with him a lot of the time.
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Relationship overview
Relationship health: 95/100 (he could work on his attachment and clinginess issues, but depending on the partner, clinginess could be good or bad)
Relationship affection: 100/100 (He is so cuddly! Loves to touch you all the time! If he could he'd have you attached to him so he could hug you all day)
Relationship sex: 85:100 (doesn't always have the time or stamina, he is the ruler of hell of course)
Relationship love: 100/100 (he looooooves you :3 (all I have to say))
Relationship strength: 85/100 (he often worries that you're going to leave him which does put some pressure on you a lot)
Relationship overview: 93/100 (genuinely a nice guy who can sometimes be misunderstood. But he always has the best intentions!
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hc that lucifer accidentally calls everyone by the wrong name, right?
maybe he was excited or distracted or there were too many people introducing themselves at once! without malicious intent, sometimes he just knows he’ll never see them again so doesn’t bother. there’s a myriad of reasons! luci’s forgetful but he’s trying, he genuinely doesn’t mean harm by it
but he locks in your name on the first try
“dad, that’s not—“ charlie gasped pleasantly surprised, “oh! no, that’s right, nevermind!”
“of course it’s right! what do you take me for charlie?”
charlie continues on, not realizing her dad hadn’t followed yet. lucifer’s grin widens as he slowly releases your hand, eyes locked on yours.
“i don’t think i could forget it if i tried.”
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Some of my absolute favorite art from this artist. 💚💚 (Sceith-A on deviant art)
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Shadow Work Prompts From Loki:
Scribble, as fast as possible and in your worst handwriting, about some trauma or concern that makes you feel a strong emotion (specifically anger or fear.) Do not reread it (though ideally it’d be too messy to reread) but burn it if you can, and if you can’t just rip it up into tiny shreds and throw it away.
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