molly9676
I'll go down with this ship
She/her from Ireland
Give me coffee or I give you death
Made up of sarcasm & wine with a TBR pile sky high
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CHIPS & NUTS
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*opens tumblr*
*rummages around like I’m in the fridge*
*closes tumblr*
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I can’t ever leave tumblr because I just love the tag function.. no other social media platform allows you to heckle yourself on your own post. you get to preemptively make metatextual commentary abt your OWN POST. how cool is that
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this is so sick and fucking twisted of them but also this is so beautiful
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i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!
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me: hey kids you want a tarot card reading
kids: these are pokemon cards
me: you get a bidoof it means fuck you
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Iceman: This is a mistake.
Maverick, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Iceman: But not today.
Maverick, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
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The majority of my ships
HUNTER HUSBANDS👻
MURDER HUSBANDS💀
FIREFIGHTER HUSBANDS 🔥
INEFFABLE HUSBANDS 👼👹
DREAM HUSBANDS 💤
PRIDE HUSBANDS 🌈
GHETTO HUSBANDS😎
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Maverick: *Walks in and puts a human skull on the table where Hangman and Coyote are sitting*
Coyote: Uhhh... Mav?
Maverick: What?
Coyote: The skull?
Maverick: Oh yeah, that's Ice's.
Hangman: *lurches back* OH MY GOD!!!
Maverick: No, it's not Ice, it belonged to Ice. He'd put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it's the holidays, people still die.
Maverick: Plus, you can put candy in it!
Rooster: *Enters* Hey guys... Aww, the Christmas candy skull! You remembered!
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No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!
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i genuinely would like to see a study on how the fuck the hannibal nbc fandom has remained not just active but thriving online when the show ended in 2015. other more recent shows have come and gone in the years since then but we’ve still got new fics and art and posts happening daily?? how does that happen
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“Do you think she just woke up one morning and said -”
“I think I’ll go to law school today.”
Legally Blonde [2001]
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“I’m gonna pet it” “You realize that’s a dragon?” “A dragon that’s about to get pet”
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