all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

*Stares directly into the camera*

Fabian slowly accruing more siblings through each season despite his radiant only child energy

"please, please let me fuck your shit brennan"

zac mother fucking oyama does not fucking miss

Inysh pagans praying to the Lady of the Woods to save them. But the Lady of the Woods is not paying attention to them. She’s trying to seduce a MILF. Unsuccessfully.

You go to your friend’s house and Jeff Bezos is there. You’re like “are you insane? That’s Jeff Bezos, he’s evil, we need to throw him out” and your friend tries to convince you that no poor Jeff Bezos has amnesia and is in a lot of trouble so you have to help him. This is insane to you but you’re in love with your friend so you’re like okay…and then Jeff Bezos regains his memories and runs off to live out his queer love story. You’re like “well that was INSANE wasn’t it? Let’s go do boozy brunch to get over it and also I might be in love with you”…..but your friend/love of your life is like “this is awkward but I’m actually the new CEO of Amazon”…….that would be terrible wouldn’t it? Well something really similar happened to my good friend crowley

Golden Trio

Harry: Soul, Sun, Fixed, Soldier, Slytherin

Ron: Heart, Moon, Mutable, King, Hufflepuff

Hermione: Mind, Stars, Cardinal, Poet, Ravenclaw

I'm going to get more lashes today.

I’m a simple person.

“I am six-and-seventy years old. I have known Viserys longer than any who sit at this table and I will not believe that he said this on his deathbed, alone, with only the boy's mother as a witness. This is seizure! It is theft! It is treason!"

Linguine goes down on a girl and Remy is up there doing street fighter combos like Daigo

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“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

Viserys could have ruined Rhaenyra's entire life solely on those rumors alone but instead said he'd cut out the eyes of those who slandered his bb princess and sent her ye olde plan b on the down low because he knew something, somewhere, happened. Then immediately fired Otto for being a snake. That's what separates the Hightowers from the Targaryens. That loyalty is why I love the dragons.