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Earned A PhD In Disappointment
She/They, Puts the Bi in BitchJust sorta Existing, living and spending time not worrying too much about where to go next.
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The only good isekai is Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
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quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way
#good#versatile drink#can have cold. can have hot#can have bitter. can have sweet.#can have fruity sweet or sugary sweet.#can give u energy or make you sleepy#can detox ur system or have your drugs in it.#we stan a multitalented queen
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They call me 007. 0 rizz 0 bitches 7 mental health diagnosises
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed
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Been having a hard time getting up in the morning so my boyfriend has started doing this thing with my giant Dragonite plushie where he uses the stuffed Dragonite to gently lecture me on the importance of good sleep habits. It's called Time to Wake Up Dragonite.
While normally the sentiment would go in one ear and out the other, my love for silly little guys runs so deep that I have no choice but to listen to Time to Wake Up Dragonite when he tells me it's time to get up and start my day.
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reblog to drop a car battery on a post below
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what people who say "don't say 30 year olds are old, 30 is still young!!!" don't understand is i know that. i'm not calling my 25yo coworker old because i believe it. i'm calling him old because i enjoy psychological warfare
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i love my little cousin to death because he’s at that little kid stage where he has absolutely no speech filter so i know EXACTLY what type of shit his conservative mom has been feeding him. kid pulled our other cousin aside and went “DID YOU KNOW ICARUS LOOKS LIKE A BOY BUT HES ACTUALLY A GIRL?” (he also has yet to master volume control) and it’s so fucking funny because his mom acts all polite and friendly to my face only for her son to instantly expose who she actually is. king shit. unintentional ally
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S
perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle !
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.
mahogany
*sweats nervously*
same.
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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google search how to cough up the ball of grief that's been stuck in your stomach since birth
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"omg you'll post 'i need him' on the most average men" "she's mid" most of us are average and it's good that we can find beauty and desire in average people
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