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mochathelion · 1 day

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JRWI PCs react to being called a faggot.

Chip: *pulls you aside* Who told you, I want names.

Jay: *turns around to see if you were talking to someone else but no one is there* Who. Me?

Gillion: Fagging it up, Gillion Fagstrider!!! Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep, The Faggot!!! Yes, i am faggot.

William: *does a wispy laugh* Hahahah!!! I'm making a callout doc on you what is your twitter handle.

Vyncent: You can't say that in Prime, it has a different meaning here :(

Ashe: Huh? *takes off headphones* Sorry, what did you say?

Dakota: WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK. THAT'S ILLEGAL.

Kian: *smiles* Nice dude. What up my fellow fag.

Rand: *coughs* Huh? What. no man get your own fags.. *squats in the alley doing fuck all and continuing to smoke*

Rolan: I'm being hate crimed.

Rumi: *looks completely shell shocked like they'll never recover*

Emizel: *KILLS YOU KILLS YOU KILLS YOU KILLS YOU-*

#Don't be a pussy #Do Peter and thanny too

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mochathelion · 1 day

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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mochathelion · 1 day

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The Kian Stone fandom is dying rb if you're a still true Stoner

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mochathelion · 1 day

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times are tough -- please take this work of utter self indulgence in the midst of my finals! two worlds collide, out of pure character-design-enjoyment convenience :)

while I'm at it, wanted to get my thoughts down: I just finished apotheosis! may just be post-finale feelings, but it is 100% my favorite campaign. everyone absolutely KILLED it. would not recommend listening to episodes 10-14 in a day, though -- unless you wish for utter mental turmoil. many thoughts, and no adequate words yet... however, MANY images! hope to get around to drawing some related things soon.

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mochathelion · 1 day

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Prime defenders memes I made part 2