i send you a dick pic and it's just my ghostbusters neutrona wand
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Laffy Taffy 馃巰馃巰馃巰
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stan does not enjoy dealing with anomalies
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"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...
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it鈥檚 a girl!!!
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once you meet someone with brown eyes its over
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it was so cool when ford told arthur "it's me, arthur, i'm the hitchhiker" then he guided all over the galaxy
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youre laughing...theres an american werewolf in london and youre laughing
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Illinois? Like from the Blues Brothers? You know that isn't real right
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rip rory keaner you would鈥檝e loved fred: the movie
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I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time
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Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
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very late contender for tweet of the year
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can鈥檛 stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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