becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone
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me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
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women in STEM (supervillainy, treachery, evilness, malevolence)
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caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
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when someone says
you eat too much
you spend too much
you sleep too much
you cry too much
youre on your phone too much
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you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
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I feel horrible in case you were wondering
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anyone who can talk to me for more than a week deserves an award
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*washes hands with my tears*
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i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave
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