December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]
Gather around boys and girls of the tumblrverse and celebrate with us as we announce that we are now very much MARRIED!!
For those of you who are newer to our story, we met on tumblr while living on opposite sides of the Pacific Freaking Ocean™️. No lie, my very first words to her after months of passively liking her posts were “Hello There!” To which she did not reply “General Kenobi!” but our fate was still set in early seed form. After meeting for only four days at the end of her first visit to California for the 2016 Jiujitsu Worlds, we decided to say heck it and date long distance with the intent of arriving at the very place we are so blessed to be now.
Wherever you are now, if you happen to use this blue blog hellsite as your receptacle for declaring cryptic hopelessness-laced romance prose, feel peace in knowing that it IS possible and you can absolutely find yourself and even find someone who feels like home. That’s how @sleepingwiththesunrise feels to me.