mlynar-nearl
"fear neither hardship nor darkness."
"at his side, as if you've always been there and always will." ash/asha, 25, mixed desi-white, they/them he/his. yorkisms on ao3. #1 młynar nearl babygirlifier. pathetic men fan. [don't use my url to tag me, it's a canon url and i don't wanna clog any AKN tags.] "you should have at least been our hero. our nearl."
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The "If you were over 6 feet tall and living in Wellington in 2001 you didn't have a choice my dude" is killing me, like I'm just picturing the LOTR casting directors running around Wellington with a measuring tape, black-bagging tall guys and shoving them into vans.
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"No! Please! I have a family! I'm supposed to work the closing shift at the Pita Pit tonight!"
"You serve at the pleasure of the Steward of Gondor now."
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this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger
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Khan who helps out in clinics who's name is Laceration and if asked why he's called Laceration he just deadpans "Blunt Force Truma was taken"
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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business
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when my brother and i were kids we got in trouble for using the term "dadding" to mean making a promise you have no intent to follow thru on which is a testament to this country's disdain for creative types
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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post
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