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mkerbs · 4 years
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My husband woke up for work early this morning and I *think* went to fix my blankets and cover me up, but really he only succeeded in pulling the soft sheet off my freshly-shaven legs and covering me with the scratchy blanket and the only thing that went through my mind was "now I have to karate chop him for his impertience"
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mkerbs · 5 years
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King John
I want to know who the absolute LEGEND was who was in charge of the smear campaign against King John. Such big dick marketing that even now, years later people are STILL hating on the man. Can you imagine dragging some dude SO HARD that even Disney gets on the band wagon? Freaking legend.
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mkerbs · 6 years
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Angelica Schyler
Nobody can convince me that Angelica was not a spy for the new American Government after she got married and moved to England. I mean, her husband was a member of Parliment, and she had a legit reason to be sending letters to MANY powerful people in government positions back in the good ole US. She was brilliant, and people constantly underestimated her. I can SO see her using that to her advantage as a cleverly placed spy!
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mkerbs · 7 years
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A COURT OF WINGS AND RUIN TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!
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Hey lovely bookworms!
Since I had some interest the other day about a giveaway I’ve decided I’m going to do it. The giveaway will be for 1 copy of A Court of Wings and Ruin!!!!
On Tumblr I’m currently about 80 followers away from 2.5k (eeeepppp) so in celebration of that and the ACOWAR release (May 2nd, 2017) I’m going to give away a copy of the book!!
Since I’m Canadian the ACOWAR copy I’ll be giving away will be the Indigo Exclusive hardcover copy of A Court of Wings and Ruin. This copy has @charliebowater​ and Coralie Jubénot ( @merwild​ ) fan art in it and coloured end pages.
I accidentally ordered a few too many copies of ACOWAR and instead of requesting a refund I just thought I would do a giveaway for the books when they arrive. I’ve always wanted to do one so why not now. :p 
This giveaway will be open internationally, and I will cover all shipping costs for the winners.
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RULES:
Must be following me @rhysandshighlady​ (I’m going to check)
Must like and reblog this post. 
If you are under 18, you must get a parent/guardians permission to enter. I’ll check if you happen to be the winner.
Must be willing to give me your address
You need to have your messages open so that I can contact you. If the winner does not get back to me within 48 hours, I will be picking a new winner. 

You can’t be a giveaway account

The giveaway will close at 11:59 pm EST on May 1st. The winner will be announced 48 hours after the giveaway closes.
I’ll contact the winner at 5:00pm EST on May 2nd, and within 48 hours I’ll need a reply, or I’ll have to pick another winner.
Thank you, and Good Luck!!
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mkerbs · 7 years
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"I wondered how he and his ego could occupy the same point in space without creating a black hole of arrogance. " -Nate Garrett
Born of Hatred by Steve McHugh
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mkerbs · 7 years
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"How do we get out of here when the front door looks like Woodstock, but with more psychopaths, and the caved-in tunnel we came down is now probably getting attacked by several hundred angry elves? Asking for a friend......" -Remy Roux
Promise of Wrath by Steve McHugh
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mkerbs · 7 years
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The Librarians
Can we talk about the fact that Dulaque is Jenkins father? Because we learned in the final of season 1 is Dulaques' true identity is Lancelot, who is the father of Galahad (Jenkins). Like wow Stone ain’t the only one with daddy issues
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mkerbs · 7 years
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A day in which you learn something isn’t a complete loss.
 David Eddings, Pawn of Prophecy (via fandomandother)
Truer words!
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mkerbs · 8 years
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Truly impressive!
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Aelin was no savior to rally behind, but a cataclysm to be weathered.
So, I’ve finally finished something.. Only took me weeks. But I tried T^T Not to mention, I dont think I’ve painted Aelin yet?
Dont mind her clothes. I am terrible with clothing my paintings.. 
Thank you to @sydney-jewel for recommending Elsa Hosk!
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mkerbs · 8 years
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Ahh I'm in love 😍
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Still a TON of work to do and stuff to fix, but the first sketch for my Mucha Inspired Inner Circle piece is done! :)
(just to clarify, no it’s not part of the colouring book - just personal!)
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mkerbs · 8 years
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Mates?
So I know everyone is all TEAM Nesta/Cassian, and as much as I love that, I had a different thought. A wicked, awful thought. What if, instead of Cassians Mate, she was TAMLINS mate? I mean, -SJM says that the last book is difficult/has a lot of trails for Tamlin -if anybody could kick the old fashioned dick thinking our of Tamlin, it’s my girl Nesta -SJM says that Tamlin will find redemption in book 3. What if having his mate literally wish him dead is what sets him on that path? -in my opinion, if anybody found her mate and was able to say “aw hell no” and live happily with another male while her mate pulls his head out of his ass, it’s Nesta
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mkerbs · 8 years
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A poem to comstruction
Dear construction workers who started a huge project RIGHT over my window at the beginning of summer, who still haven’t finished it and have woken me up at 7:30 every Friday and Saturday of the summer break… I wrote you a little poem.
I hope your lumber warps Your glass and nails break. I hope it all goes to shit From all the mistakes that you make. I hope you get herpes THE END
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mkerbs · 8 years
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So nowhere in ACOMAF does it say that Amren can fly. I assume that, being the powerhouse she is, she could manage it, but let's say she can't fly. How would she get up to the House of Winds? I know for damn sure she ain't walking. So Rhys, Azriel, or Cassian most likely fly her up. Just imagine that for a second.
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mkerbs · 8 years
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My poor baby bat Rhys
Feyre: ‘…left Rhys lying in the mud and stormed toward the house’
Rhys: 
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mkerbs · 8 years
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Once Upon a Time
I just started the 3rd season of Once Upon a Time (behind, I know!). I can't be the only one who thinks Henry is a SSSSUUPER annoying character?! I know he's necessary to the story line, but when is enough enough? I really enjoy besides him though.
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mkerbs · 8 years
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I believe in Tad Cooper!
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mkerbs · 8 years
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Hellequin Feels
I just finished Promise of Wrath by Steve McHugh. I stumbled on Mr. McHughs work while suffering a major Dresden Files hangover. As with most kindle unlimited books, I figured it would be an ok ish romp, a nice distraction. I was pleasantly surprised! Is there anyone else out there with all the Hellequin feels?!
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