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Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done.
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She might have the devil in her eyes but there is an angel in her heart. I love you Malia May Johnson!
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Mediaset Acquires 5% of The Masters of Money Family of Companies For $50,000,000
Mediaset S.p.A., (Gruppo Mediaset) and The Masters of Money Family of Companies announced today that Mediaset S.p.A., (Gruppo Mediaset) is acquiring 5% of The Masters of Money Family of Companies For $50,000,000.
Acquisition Details:
Upon completion of the acquisition/purchase, Mediaset S.p.A., (Gruppo Mediaset) will own 5% of The Masters of Money Family of Companies, which includes the following entities: Masters of Money LLC, MJ The Terrible & Team Digital Death LTD AG, MJ The Terrible LLC, A.I.U. Incorporated, Cyber Intelligence Inc, Nerdy Black Girls LLC, The Money Channel, A.I. Systems Inc, Wright Robotics Incorporated, Making Money Media, LLP
Brown Brothers Harriman & Co. (BBH), will broker the transaction for the parties.
Supporting Quotes:
"Smart move on both sides of the table." Pier Berlusconi, Chief Executive Officer Mediaset S.p.A., (Gruppo Mediaset)
"Mediaset showed us a lot of love and trust with this deal, and we are going to deliver for them. In the long run the collaboration opportunities are virtually limitless." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
About Masters of Money, LLC.
Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money.
The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to help anyone who wants to be more successful, create the life of their dreams.
Masters of Money’s products and services list:
Opt in email marketing – Online advertising – Social media marketing – Content creation – Content marketing – Internet marketing – Public relations campaigns – Web design – Direct response marketing – Copywriting – Company and / or product branding campaigns – Fundraising – Lead generation – Company and / or product launches – Business consulting – Partnering for profits campaigns – Blogging – Content library development – Content library maximization marketing – Multi-channel marketing creation and consultation – Ghostwriting – Ebook creation – Company continuity programs – Ezine creation – Ezine marketing – Digital newsletter creation – Digital newsletter marketing – Content trading – Information brokering – Company and / or product endorsements – Guest blogging – Business opportunity offers – Create and sell making and saving money strategies and information
Company contact information:
Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.
4701 Sangamore Rd
Suite 100N
Bethesda, MD 20816
Phone #: (240) 210-9540
Email: [email protected]
Website: https://www.mastersofmoneyllc.com/
Blog: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/
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Malia and I took this picture at the Dr. Pepper Factory in Waco, Texas, in 2013.
That day was the first time Malia and I talked about having a baby. She said, and I quote- “Look at how cute that little boy is. I want to have a baby with you someday. Do you want to make a baby with me, or does that scare you off?”
It didn’t scare me at all. I knew she was the one for me. Here we are 8 years later, we are happily married and have a big happy family. I love you Malia May Johnson!
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- Chrismahonikwanzikaboxanniversarybirthdaynewyears at The Johnson's This Year -
We are a celebrating household. We celebrate it all. It is Chrismahonikwanzikaboxanniversarybirthdaynewyears at our house this year.
Daddy (MJ) gets to be home with us more at the end of the year this year. Side note- Bad guys, please don't try to pull anything major until after New Year’s. I want MJ home with us, and if you cause problems, our Happy Holiday season will be a not so happy one, because MJ will have to come deal with you.
I am going to make sure MJ gets plenty of rest, since he works God awful hours most of the year. Our second oldest daughter Natalie Marie wanted to wake Daddy up and tell him a secret. I asked her what secret she wanted to tell Daddy. She said- "The secret is I want to tell Daddy- I love you." I took the picture on this post when she told Daddy her secret I love you message. It was too cute for words. Daddy smiled so big and said- "This is the best way ever to start a day. I love you to Natalie Marie Cutie Pie Johnson." Then we all did a big Daddy pile hug.
I both love and hate the fact that when Daddy is playing with the kids, I am all but nonexistent. It's like I'm invisible to MJ and our kids. I mostly love it though because MJ is an incredible father. He is so devoted, patient, and gentle.
When MJ walks out the door to go take on a difficult project, he has this serious look on his face with cold penetrating eyes. When he is at home, he is so happy and carefree. I just love this time of year. I love the endless cute moments.
We had a snowball fight. It was all of us against Daddy until Daddy started making snow angels and we switched to doing that. We made a snowman. We did a ride around the house on trailer, and it was all a lot of fun.
MJ is using an excessive amount of mistletoe. You have to be careful around the house because you never know when a "Mistletoe Storm" is going to blow through.
MJ, the kids, and Mr. Pete built an electric ride on train with track that goes through the living room, kitchen, sunroom, down the hallway and back to the living room.
Their favorite game to play with the train is "Package Delivery". When they play Amazon delivery style, they get out real fast, throw the packages at me, then get back on the train and take off really fast.
They play "Poo Poo Sheriff", where MJ has to guess who has "Poo Poo" in their diaper.
If we are watching a Hallmark channel type of movie, at the happy ending part of the movie I say- "Hallmark happy ending moment!", and MJ and our kids and I all love on each other and hug and stuff.
If it sounds like I am being way overly Christmassy, I am, but I don't care. This is our first big family and friends Christmas! In 2015 MJ was in the hospital. 2016 MJ was working and still recovering, etc. This Christmas is special because we get to have a big family and friends Christmas!
Mam Mam and Gaga (MJ's parents will be here for Christmas). Mam Mam and Gaga are the dream grandparents ever. Happy 49th Wedding Anniversary today Mam mam and Gaga! We love you!
We have family coming to visit and stay with us here in Bethesda, from Ohio, Texas, and South Africa. We will have a total of 31 people staying with us at our house, guest house, and the house we own next to our house. I am so excited! MJ said- "And of course I'm sure you created a color coordinated chart to help organize everyone so that everyone knows exactly where they will be sleeping, what the schedule is, if there is one, etc." To that I say- You know me so well! Thank you for letting me be a control freak sometimes. I love you for loving me just the way I am.
5 years ago, MJ was in the hospital barely holding on to life. I remember it like it was yesterday. That time in our lives was so difficult and painful that we really appreciate the good times.
Final note- Thank you God for letting us have this happy time in our lives after having so many struggle years!
The Story of The First Time MJ Walked On His Own After His Subdural Hematoma Brain Surgery - https://www.mjtheterrible.com/the-story-of-the-first-time-mj-walked-on-his-own-after-his-subdural-hematoma-brain-surgery/
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MALIA MAY JOHNSON Letters To Words:
Magical
Amazing
Loving
Independent
Angel
Miraculous
Affectionate
Yummy
Joyful
Optimistic
Honest
Naughty
Sexy
Organized
Nice
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I found this selfie picture MJ and I took in 2013 at the Caldwell County Museum, in Caldwell County Texas, and it made me laugh, so I decided to post it.
MJ has a frown on his face because he stepped in dog poop right before he took the picture.
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I only have one thing to say to you and it means everything in a difficult situation. Dig in and fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! And don't stop fighting until your world is right!
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Happy Birthday Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson (Daddy)!
From your loving and adoring children and wife, we would like to wish you the following birthday wishes:
“I love you Daddy. Happy Birthday.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“Happy Birthday Daddy. I don’t need a diaper anymore.” Cash Michael Johnson
“Hapda birt day Dadda.” Natalie Marie Johnson
“Wuv you Dadda. Hap hap da day.” Michael Christian Johnson
“Berf day Dadda.” Victoria Olivia Johnson
“Dadda ba day.” Caroline Grace Johnson
I was just born in August Daddy. I don’t know any words yet, but if I knew words, I would tell you that I love you and wish you a Happy Birthday. Christopher Alexander Johnson
“I love you with all of me. The best decisions of my life were saying yes when you asked me out, and yes when you asked me to marry you (all 4 times).
You have impacted the world and changed the course of history during your 41 years on this earth. You have also made me the happiest wife and mother on earth.
I hope today is the best birthday of your life, and I hope you enjoy all the fun surprises we have planned for you today. You are loved and cared about by so many people baby. Happy Birthday!” Malia May Johnson
P.S. “Game Changer” – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/game-changer/
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I love you ma! Happy birthday! - https://www.mjtheterrible.com/happy-70th-birthday-jeanne-johnson/
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Here is a picture of a hippo and an angel. I love you forever Malia May Taint Right Tittie Bonga Famunda Cheese Puthy Juicy Prada Princess Gucci Girl Wifey Baby Mama Happy Cry Babycakes Johnson!
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Welcome To The World Christopher Alexander Johnson!
World, meet Christopher Alexander Johnson. Christopher Alexander Johnson, meet the world.
Christopher, you were born at 3:13 am. Your daddy was born at 3:13 pm. You weighed exactly 10 pounds even when you were born. As your grandma, Jeanne Johnson, said about you- "He weighs as much as a sack of potatoes."
Your nicknames while you were in your mommy's womb were "Rebel" and "Fighter". You got those nicknames because you moved, and pushed, and punched, and kicked, a lot. We just figured you were excited to break on through to the other side.
I have good news. You were born a healthy baby. That is good news. Also, the doctor who delivered you that you karate chopped in the face isn't going to press charges against you/us.
Your mother and I are thinking that you are going to be the strong silent type, because you are quiet. You haven't cried much at all in the less than a day that you have been out here in the world.
Bethesda Country Club named me Father of The Year, and the Free Mason's also just named me Father of The Year. I don't know if I deserve to win Father of The Year awards, but I do know that I will be the best father/dad I know how to be. I will tell you a secret. I seem to get all the awards and credit for being a hero and being an awesome dad, and things like that, but the truth is, your mom is the hero and the awesome parent. Your mommy is an incredible mom, person, and wife, and she even has a doctorate from MIT. Your momma is a doctor.
Your big sister Elizabeth already hugged you and pointed at you and said- "Me brother right dare." Your big brother Cash already hugged you, and pointed at you, and said- "Dat Chistioner Rocksander Joshon."
Christopher Alexander Johnson, you were born into a chaotic world, but our house is filled with love and family. We are so happy you are our son. We will always love you and be there for you!
Love,
Mommy and Daddy
Nice shooting baby! - https://www.mjtheterrible.com/nice-shooting-baby/
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I love you like crazy Malia May Taint Right Tittie Bonga Famunda Cheese Puthy Juicy Prada Princess Gucci Girl Wifey Baby Mama Happy Cry Babycakes Johnson!
And I love creating amazing memories like these together.....
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Malia,
I have always said my dream girl was a combination of Maria Von Trapp and Jenna Jameson, and that is exactly what I got.
You are the love of my life, all I want and more, and more, and more and more!
Love,
MJ
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The picture on this post is from one of MJ and I’s first dates. MJ’s mom called while we were on our date. MJ was drunk when she called. Not totally wasted drunk, but for sure inhibitions gone drunk. In the middle of what felt like was a somewhat serious call, MJ said – “Mom, I love Malia. I want to marry her. I saw her boob earlier when it fell out of her shirt. Her boob was awesome. She is awesome. We are having an awesome time. I love you ma. You are an awesome mom. I am sorry (MJ couldn’t remember who it was that was sick at the time, but he remembers it was someone from his family that lives in Tennessee) isn’t awesome. I hope she gets awesome again soon. Can I call you back tomorrow ma? I think our table is ready. We are at that awesome Oasis On The Lake restaurant. The sun is setting. It’s awesome on the eyes. I’ll text you a picture. I love you ma. Bye.”
After he hung up, he asked someone standing by us if they would take our picture so that he could send the picture to his mom. He handed the person his phone to take the picture, and we backed up to the railing. MJ asked me to hold his giant margarita glass because he didn’t want his mom to think he was drunk. I was laughing in the picture because I didn’t want his mom to think I was drunk either, and here I was the innocent one holding this giant margarita glass. I asked MJ why he handed me his drink. Wasn’t he worried about what his mom would think about me? MJ said- “I love my mom and I know she worries about me. I handed you the drink because I thought you would know what to do with it. You are my angel Malia May Johnson.” I said- “My last name isn’t Johnson.” MJ said- “Give it time. You gotta admit it has nice ring to it.”
I remember telling MJ later that night that I was doing a good job of making him think it was his idea that we should be together. He said he didn’t care whose idea it was for us to be together, but whosever idea it was, it was a good idea.
Michael David Johnson, I will always hold your margarita, kiss you, make love to you, be with you, have your babies, have your back, be your sounding board, be your muse, listen to you, collaborate with you, do whatever, whenever, however with you and for you, for any and all reasons, and I have no doubt you feel the same way about me. 3-8-2012 forever!
Love,
Malia May Now My Last Name Is Johnson
P.S. MJ, I know when you look at this picture the first thought that goes through your mind is me naked wearing the “clod hoppers” shoes I have on in this picture, and I am okay with that, because you know my first thought when I see this picture is you wearing the boots you have on in this picture naked doing “The Dick Dance”. We’re penguins MJ, and you are never getting rid of me!
Our First Slow Dance – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/ourfirstslowdance/
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I wanted to take the time to send a love shout out to the beautiful loving angel in this picture.
They say a picture is worth 1,000 words. Well, here are just some of the 1,000 words that I think most accurately describe the angel on earth in this picture.
Smart, loving, caring, adorable, beautiful, alluring, appealing, charming, cute. dazzling, delicate, delightful, elegant, exquisite, fascinating, hot, fine, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, pleasing, pretty, classy, divine, enticing, excellent, fair, foxy, ideal, sensual, valued, amazing, awesome, fascinating, incredible, inya time, southern bell, taint right, tittie bonga, famunda cheese, puthy juicy, Prada Princess, Gucci Girl, wifey, babycakes, nodge, Cheetos, sassy, sharp, sympathetic, inviting, welcoming, close, faithful, kindly, outgoing, peaceable, propitious, solicitous, well-disposed, charitable, accommodating, dignified, true, trustworthy, devoted, doting, earnest, faithful, friendly, generous, loyal, passionate, romantic, warm-hearted, tasty, yummy, delectable, appetizing, delicate, delightful, enticing, savory, tasty, yummy, adorable, agreeable, charming, kissing, commitment, engagement, positiveness, reliance, stock, store, sureness, entrustment, gospel truth, girl, mother, matron, she, femme, woman, divine
Life has an interesting way of teaching us lessons. If there is one lesson life has taught me better than any other lesson, it’s that you are irreplaceable.
A person can’t live without a heart, and you Malia May Johnson, are my heart.
Sincerely,
Michael David Johnson
P.S. The Center of my Universe – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/thecenterofmyuniverse/
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Hello everyone! It is a beautiful sunshiny day and we are enjoying it outside together as a family.
We hope y'all are happy and healthy out there.
Sincerely,
The Johnson's
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