mj-theskywitch
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or whatever the fuck slipknot said
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Let's say you HAVE to choose one of these flavors of ice cream, even if you like/don't like them. Which would it be?
mint chocolate chip
cookies and cream
chocolate chip cookie dough
#wow it's so even#the only redeemable option here is chocolate chip cookie dough#fuck i have some in the freezer i just remembered
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!
You conserved 137ml of fluid!
You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!
The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!
Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!
The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!
Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!
If you jerked off now, you could save all of us
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MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH
*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*
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Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.
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yeah sorry we took your canon male character and made him a butch dyke. no yeah it didnt change his appearance hes just a butch dyke now. sorry. hes infinitely cooler now if that makes u feel better
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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.
he looks so confident
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My animation of a flour sack. Words can’t express how proud I am of these 11 seconds.
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post four-horned antelope right now
images (x) (x)
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I’m sorry but if you lose your mind over a person having a genital joke in their url I think you are weak and won’t survive the winter. Penis and vaginas exist! Ooo so scary! It’s a body part! My url is a joke!! Woah!!
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I feel like we need to stop Twitter callouts and go back to publishing them in the newspaper like gentlemen.
(source: The Frederick Hornet, September 27, 1803.)
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I'm probably gonna get yelled at for saying this but sometimes something isn't a real problem in fandom, you just learned a Japanese word describing a general fandom practice and got scared and decided it meant "The Bad Ones" of that practice
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People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.
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