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mistersneeze Β· 12 days
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How it feels walking out of the final you absolutely bombed
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mistersneeze Β· 20 days
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i've come to the realization that i've broken the first two rules of fight club
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mistersneeze Β· 20 days
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sorry i cant today i have to sit in my room take a deep breath and think about every mistake i have ever made
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mistersneeze Β· 20 days
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i just need to eat a sandwich that tastes like someone really loves me and cares about me and then i think i’ll be ok
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mistersneeze Β· 20 days
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noo brain don't start missing things you've outgrown please ahah
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mistersneeze Β· 23 days
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I think enough time has passed that we need another medical malpractice homoerotic tv show that is as equally toxic as nbc hannibal and house md
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mistersneeze Β· 23 days
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indecisive girl i am so sorry that you do not know what you want. i will think about you and pray for you before bed indecisive girl
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mistersneeze Β· 23 days
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love a girl who talks too much where is your podcast queen
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mistersneeze Β· 23 days
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it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again
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mistersneeze Β· 26 days
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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏
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mistersneeze Β· 1 month
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β€œi don’t get hannibal lecter” it’s about being the worst person in the world and yet someone still loves you despite it and it’s about convincing yourself you’re fine living your life alone and never truly connecting with anyone until someone comes along and you realize you could never live without them now and it’s about caring about someone so deeply that all you want now is for them to truly see you and it’s about how your devotion is so crushing and deep that you’d go to lengths of even self-destruction just to keep them around so you can keep loving them. β€œbut he’s a cannibal” lol yeah
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mistersneeze Β· 2 months
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AITA for building a giant wooden horse, consequently bringing about the fall of a nation?
The horse has already been built, so I'm just looking for a second opinion. I (35m) have been at war for 10 years now. Our greatest soldier is dead. Our commander wants to go home. I want to go home. The enemy would also want to go home but they're already home so really I envy them, even if we did kind of kill their greatest soldier too. Technically, we're also taking their home so maybe I don't envy them. As I'm typing this inside the horse, they're bringing us into the city gates,
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mistersneeze Β· 2 months
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beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones
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mistersneeze Β· 2 months
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watching s3ep11 of hannibal is so unbelievably funny like the way hannibal says β€˜im not letting them die, you are’ and β€˜save yourself. kill them all. then i gave him your home address :)’ to will and the way he was so ready for that guy to just kill will’s WIFE AND CHILD is absolutely insane he is SUCH a catty little bitch over the fact that will moved on from him is crazy
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mistersneeze Β· 2 months
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β€œhe murdered people” β€œhe was a terrible person” β€œhe literally became a cannibal”
wow. god forbid autistic people have hobbies
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mistersneeze Β· 3 months
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Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful
men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars
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mistersneeze Β· 6 months
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girlhood is running. running from what? from expectations? from the past? from past mistakes? from past failures? from past friendships? from past love? from people i hurt, people who hurt me? am i running toward something? toward a future? the future? let me run from the past for one second more. let me run and run and run. is that what i’m chasing? that perfect unobtainable future? or do i run from it in fear instead? then what do i chase? do i chase my mother’s love? do i run toward my father’s? who will love me? how far do i have to run? have i run enough? will it ever be enough? when can i rest, when do i stop running? feet to the ground i pant and cry but i keep running. my legs keep moving. they weigh tonnes and tonnes. they’re made of lead. they bring me down. but i keep running. the wind whistles in my ears. it pulls on my clothes. it begs me to stop. but i keep running. my back can’t hold my body it anymore. it bends and aches. but i keep running. why do i keep running?
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