anyway check this shit out *turns into a boy* *i still look exactly the same* *youre still just as attracted to me but its different somehow*

you can seriously tell a motherfucker we should have more buses, more disability accessible buses, more bikes and disability accessible bike-like vehicles, more bike lanes, more pedestrian-friendly streets, and more trains and they'll say "no." like dude your car is not freedom. freedom is options. you don't have to do an oil change on a bicycle. you don't have to worry about oil changes on well funded and well managed bus networks. cars fucking suck. but you tell a motherfucker that and they'll say "but fReEdOm" freedom from what? oxygen? plastic-free environments?

Nothing better than stealing from rich people.

oh and btw when horseshoe crabs are asleep theyre called honkshoo crabs

Like a hare in a snare,

Best beware what lays there.

You're laid bare.

Insides outside, outside in,

The dirt, the rot within your skin.

Corrupt, corrode, your mind erodes.

A coward,

Scoured,

Body devoured.

literally how am i supposed to react to this email my mom sent my entire family

Me scrolling my dash

Post #1: Here’s how to get a free library card to read banned books

Post #2: BDSM isn’t for everyone but communication, boundary-setting, and understanding of power dynamics CAN benefit everyone.

Post #3: FACTS! ABOUT! ORCAS!

Post #4: Gondor has no Amazon TV show. Gondor needs no Amazon TV show.

Post #5: Twink cooking show stolen off TikTok

Truly this is the most blessed of social media platforms. 

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

cmon bro let’s hang out I promise I won’t moan if you pet me again hahaa

how DARE you