Ngl this is kinda hilarious

I think about this tweet all the time because they would've been SO powerful...

Like Brendan IS the lovable "oaf" superhero, and Sandra IS the no-nonsense, competitive journalist. The VISION:

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

every gay friend group has: the repressed academic, the ska loving "brawn", the formerly mean girl psychic, the match making anime fan, the astrology lover, the lesbian butcher/reluctant big sister, the sexy cat with nine lives, the walrus who runs a magic shop and the local witch who wants to kill everyone

genuinely baffling to me how little (at least in my individual experience) people bring up that a girl died at a taylor swift concern in brazil because they weren’t allowed to bring in water, and swift’s only comment has been that she doesn’t want to think about it because it makes her sad??? regardless brazil is considering a law that would make it mandatory for events to provide water if you cannot bring yours in. it would be called the ‘taylor swift’ law.

which is madness, because it should absolutely be named in memory of Ana Benevides. I think people who wanted to hold Swift personally accountable for her death were off base, but her silence in regards to Brazilian fans and activists pushing to prevent similarly dangerous conditions happening again has been CRAZY.

in another universe, i never had to believe that my parents were watching me from the stars

did you date in high school?

tea time reads book club august pick → portrait of a thief by grace d. li

they had all come here for different reasons. they had all chosen to stay. he had spent so many years thinking that nothing good could ever last, but—maybe this could. his crew was here, had chosen this and him and a future that felt out of a dream.

If you haven't already heard of it, I implore you to check out Epic The Musical by Jorge Rivera-Herrans. From the musical artistry, storytelling, vocal performances, and acting, Jorge Rivera-Herrans has it all. It is truly one of the best pieces of art that I have ever experienced. The emotions that it invokes are truly something that needs to be experienced. The Underworld Saga just dropped today, so check it out!

You’ve grown into someone who would have protected you as a child. And that is the most powerful move you made.

OLIVER COMMENTING ON A BUDDIE INSPIRED TATTOO??? (x) 🥹🥹🥹

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

Alex during every race weekend 5/24: China

You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African

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