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missmouse25 · 2 hours
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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missmouse25 · 2 hours
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Ok, Motorsports tumblr, we found out that half of us can't drive (so valid), but do the people that can drive live up to the stereotypes of being little speed demons 😈?
Because I think it would be ADORABLE if we are all in reality just taking public transport and driving under the speed limit while being absolutely deranged online about Motorsports 🌸💫
So, for science
Reblog to increase the sample size 🤝
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missmouse25 · 2 hours
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how did gen z end up with 1950s gender roles: expansion pack
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missmouse25 · 8 hours
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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missmouse25 · 8 hours
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similar topic but it's so funny to me when people are like "you can't ship these people one of them is the other's father figure!" as if wanting to fuck a father figure isn't the only joy left in this life
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missmouse25 · 9 hours
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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:
(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)
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missmouse25 · 9 hours
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'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business
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missmouse25 · 9 hours
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Dark ferns
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missmouse25 · 18 hours
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this too shall pass
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missmouse25 · 18 hours
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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
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missmouse25 · 19 hours
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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
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missmouse25 · 19 hours
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you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art
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missmouse25 · 19 hours
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missmouse25 · 21 hours
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more rings anatomical edition
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missmouse25 · 21 hours
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Oscar Piastri via tiktok: am I a tiktoker now? 👀
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missmouse25 · 22 hours
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Some photos cause i can
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Also if you want to feel badass, walk away from the storm as the thunder rumbled behind you
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