I can’t decide if people who wear pyjamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
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‘dress for the job you want not the job you have’
*shows up at law firm in lingerie and angel wings*
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Beyoncé: I woke up like this *FLAWLESS*
Me: I woke up like this *I feel like I'm dying and I'm pretty sure there is dried drool on my forehead*
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When people say “10 years ago” I honestly still think “oh yeah 1990 something” not “okay you mean 2005”
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Social Anxiety will make you do weird things, such as holding onto an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you’re too anxious to go to the trash can that’s 10 feet away
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