misshepard
stick dis in your pipe and smoke it
Lara, old, Finlandia. I'm internet-shy, please come talk to me
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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.
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you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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just encountered a spider so big I very seriously considered downloading tinder exclusively to find a man to come over and move it outside
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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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