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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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today’s the eclipse, so make sure to check on your local florist just in case they’ve got any new and interesting plants ☺️💕🌸
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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up
my cat:
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BREAKING NEWS:
Goatman’s bridge will now cost 6 dollars to walk on
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how long have you been alive
they keep me trapped in a gem most of the time so i think 20 or 100000 years
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My mom sent me a tiny man that I have to bury in the ground. Catholicism is wild
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I hate Odysseus of Ithaca sm. like who allowed this guy to return to Ithaca? get back to the sea, get stranded. bitch. /j
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GIVEAWAY TIME!
Hello!!! I'll be giving away one of my BRAND NEW Chopper orb plush keychains to one lucky winner! These guys are velvety soft to the touch and also have a squeaker inside <3 And since he has a beaded loop chain, you can take him with you anywhere!
To enter the giveaway:
Follow this account
Reblog this post with a comment/tag saying where you'd put him if you win!
The giveaway will end April 27 @ 11:59PM PST, so get your entry in before then! A follow + reblog will count as one entry, so make sure to do both to enter!
And if you want a guaranteed Chopper orb, they are available on my store until the end of the month <3
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