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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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as i approach the end of my lease im reminded of this beautiful fixture in my home
thank you, landlords, for everything you do.
im not sure what it is you do, but you make significantly more money than me so it must be something, right?
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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing
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Girls do not get to nap enough anymore. This is because of woke.
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today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:
there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.
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Almost finished this spin of merino/silk! I'm hoping this will turn out to be a nice self striping sock weight yarn once it's all plied together.
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some crochet works
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been playing sudoku to relax and i think im getting not too bad at it!!
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