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“ pride ” prosciutto snippet
Prosciutto always carries himself with an air of elegance, of superiority. Of course, this easily lead to altercations in his personal life, seeing anyone and everyone beneath him as a measly tick getting in his way.
There is only a select few who are exempt from this behavior, his equals.
He is not the easiest to understand.
His missions are, in the most part, carried with flawless success, and a voice in his head whispers to him,
“ No one can best you ”
That voice in his head has become prominent. Every passing day he grows to believe it further, to nauseate everyone around him with his successes and lack of failures.
Even if he is drowning in his own pride, there is always one individual that can bring him down to earth, to get him back on his feet. Pesci.
The man that he has grown to see as a mere subordinate or as a pestering little brother has grown on him like a true confidant.
Ah… Prosciutto couldn’t be more thankful.
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IM WRITING AGAIN BABYYYYYY WOOOOOO
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“ lust ” melone snippet
Perverted, sick, twisted, depraved.
These are words that Melone has heard about himself, about the way his mind works.
He can be often seen thinking to himself. God knows what fantasy is playing in his mind today. It can be anything, and many have given up on trying to decipher him at all…
Yet the ones closest to him know him well.
These words used by the public are nothing but gospel, they are simply crying wolf.
La Squadra knows full well that Melone may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, yet something they do know is that they way his is viewed plays a deep role on his way of tormenting and bringing fear into his victims.
Though this character he plays has seeped into his reality.
He retains many aspects of his usual self, kind, helpful, and resourceful to his peers and many other individuals when they can get over his lack of knowledge on personal space.
But…
His mind is slowly twisting into that deviant.
After all, the more you hear something about yourself, the more you grow to believe it.
#melone jjba#melone#jjba#jojo#jojo’s bizarre adventure#golden wind#la squadra#jjba part 5#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo vento aureo
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“ wrath ” ghiaccio snippet
Ghiaccio is a walking contradiction. A stand designed to drop temperatures to severe extremes, yet it being possessed by someone overran by an explosive, fiery temper.
He didn’t choose to be this way, to have such a short fuse. Many days he spends upset at himself, at the fact he can’t enjoy many things due to little details pissing him off.
Within La Squadra, he is famous for starting verbal altercations when any of his teammates, it is only after he gets a stern warning from Risotto where he storms off to cool down.
He wishes he could change.
He wonders if he would ever be able to simply have a peaceful conversation without any triggers, without the need to shout.
Many of his teammates often feel like they’re walking on thin ice around him, though there are a select few who really couldn’t care less for his shouting and temper.
They are a family after all.
They stick together no matter what.
It is a sentiment Ghiaccio is still trying to understand…
#ghiaccio#ghiaccio jjba#la squadra#jjba part 5#golden wind#jojo’s bizarre adventure#jojo#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo vento aureo
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la squadra - headcanons
on my old account i had written a thousand and one headcanons on la squadra, here’s some more, but this is more of how i view their team dynamics
More than a team, they are family. They are there for each other through thick and thin, they have grown to deeply understand each other, and even hangout after missions or regularly invite each other to events or homes with full trust.
There are times where Pesci attempts to bake treats for the rest of the team, many times they are overdone, seeing as he is just slightly afraid of undercooking pastries, but they will still take them home regardless, even if some of them admittedly feel bad for throwing them away.
Their favorite activity off-work is sitting in a room, each of them doing their own thing while still spending time together. If Risotto is reading a book, Prosciutto shows interest, Melone and Formaggio will share cute pictures with each other, Ghiaccio, Pesci, and Illuso will be playing a board game, and Sorbet and Gelato would more so enjoy each other’s company.
Even if each of them lean into more solo missions, and they are all more than proficient in their job, they will try to include others in their missions, it spices up their dynamics, as well as gives them interesting ways to work.
Risotto, being as solitary as he is, stays at home on his days off, he feels his appearance is far too intimidating when he goes out in public, and due to this, the rest of La Squadra visits him regularly.
Ghiaccio has tried to be more chill (pun intended) around his teammates, seeing as he sees them everyday, and he just wants them to feel a bit more comfortable around him.
Even if they are part of the team, Sorbet and Gelato still consider themselves a duet, this is simply their job, at least that is how they initially viewed it as.
Prosciutto will occasionally open one of his expensive bottles of wine along the rest of the team so they can all have a drink together after a successful mission.
Illuso tries not being that much of an ass around his team, even if he can come off as petty or narcissistic, he does try to tone it down for them from time to time (like 1 out of 10 interactions)
Formaggio will gladly pet-sit for any of them, he decently likes animals, so if any of them have pets, he will take care of them while they others are away at missions.
The only one who will openly state how deeply they care about the team is Melone. He will tell them how much each of them mean to him, in private of course.
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me when the only thing i can write is la squadra
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after hours - prosciutto
To Prosciutto, there is nothing better than enjoying a whiskey or bourbon right after a successful mission. After staining his suit with blood, that’s the least he deserves, wouldn’t you agree?
With a cigar in one hand, and his glass on the other, he can let go of all thoughts, of all worries, and forget of all his problems if just for a single moment, until the bottle is empty.
Though… he knows his answers won’t be at the bottom of a bottle, he can imagine the will. But no matter how much he drinks, he can’t forget, but if it will help him sleep soundly, he will drink to his heart’s content.
A nice orchestral suite can never go wrong with a drink for Prosciutto.
All he is missing is a person to hold, to gently sway along with, to share a drink with.
He is way too far gone to have that, isn’t he? To deserve someone who will dance the night away with him.
How he yearns…
Yet, the life of a hitman is a lonesome one. He has come to terms with his reality.
Perhaps another glass will suffice for him.
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he listens to this btw
also this is loosely based on one i did on my other blog but ANGST
#jjba part 5#golden wind#jjba#jojo#jojo no kimyou na bouken#la squadra#jojo’s bizarre adventure#jjba prosciutto
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well hello. if anyone is still interested in my silly writings, i have moved my blog to a new one, @eating-guts so go follow it if you’re still interested
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To all my Anonymous hoe’s in my request box asking for more of the character sketch music reference wallpapers. Y’all get these now.
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man i still have to rewatch the movie SOBS
the gang’s all here
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Dating Headcanons - Bruno Bucciarati
hello ?? i haven't done ??? bruno dating headcanons ???
literally rolling in my grave rn
anyways I WILL BE DOING DATING HC ON THE CHARACTERS I HAVE YET TO TACKLE
Bruno is a loving man, doing his very best to make it clear, while also respecting his significant other's boundaries.
While he probably should not be too touchy or show too much PDA as he is very well known around Naples, he loves peppering kisses on his S/O's face after dinner or holding their hand as they make their way back home.
Is an amazing cook, and is happy to cook anytime if he isn't too tired from one of the many missions he's had on the day.
It doesn't matter if they napped during the day, when Bruno goes to sleep, he expects his partner to go to sleep with him, and he will wake them up in the morning (if he knows that they are also busy during the day)
He ADORES the cheesy couple things. Matching sweaters, pottery dates, picnics. He loves every bit of it, it gives his life some much-needed normalcy.
"Would you help me do my hair dear? Per favore."
He'd take his time to get to know his beloved well before introducing them to his colleagues, and even then, he'd only introduce them to Leone at first, then Giorno, then Fugo, and finally Mista and Narancia.
Even if he does take them out into the public eye, he wishes them to have no affiliation with Passione other than himself and his circle, even if they beg him to join, he will pull all the strings to ensure they are not hired.
This man can dance and is expecting his S/O to at least dance one song with him if they start playing one of his favorites at the restaurant.
His favorite spot to kiss is his partner's neck, kissing their tender skin, nibbling, and leaving gentle love bites, especially when he hugs them from behind burying his head into the side of their neck.
Most likely taught them basic self-defense if they did not have any previous experience with it.
Will take them on trips around Italy, as long as they let him surprise them with some of the best restaurants and sightseeing spots all around the country.
#jjba bruno#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo's bizzare adventure golden wind#jjba vento auero#jojo vento aureo#bruno bucciarati x reader#bruno buccerati#bruno bucciarati#jojo headcanons
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funky,,, shape and color,,, SHE LOOKS AMAZING IM SOBBING PRETTYYYYY
messed around with shapes and colors ! ^_^
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Nighttime Terrors - Jotaro Kujo
The screams, the bloodshed, the terrors. Marine Biologist Jotaro Kujo always had a calm and collected air to him, though the demons of the past haunt him on the daily, and... sometimes the pressure is too much, even for a man who’s not afraid of death.
As the body of the friend he’d made over the past two months flew away, results of being brutally struck by his sworn enemy, slamming against a nearby building, his blood pouring out like waterfalls, and as Noriaki Kakyoin gave his last fighting breath after a killer blow to his abdomen, Jotaro’s eyes shot open, sitting up on his bed in one swift movement.
His big, broad figure let out a tremble of sheer anguish, as a pained breath left his lips, his hands moved up, pushing his hair away from his face, feeling like he’d throw up just reliving the scene.
Fuck! It’s been years but... just thinking of how cruel DIO had been... sickened him. It was like even if he had been defeated... he succeeded in tormenting his adversary for the rest of his days.
Sliding off the bed, he didn’t have much energy to do anything but grab his lighter and a trusty pack of cigarettes. He stumbled into the balcony at the room he’d be staying at, looking out at Morioh’s night sky. It... looked like a million diamonds plastered in the sky. It reminded him of the few days he’d spent in Egypt, and the even fewer days he’d spent with Iggy, Avdol, and... Noriaki.
Kakyoin’s death had always had more of an impact on Kujo than what he’d admit. Noriaki managed to cement his spot in the man’s heart, and now that he was gone, the only thing that remained were painful memories.
He slid a cigarette in his mouth, attempting to get a flame on the lighter, though his shaky hands made it a pesky task.
Part of him had sadly passed away in Egypt, and even more, when he wasn’t able to go on adventures anymore once Polnareff headed for Italy. His grandfather was the definition of senile, his joints would pop and bones break if he attempted any of the stunts from his daredevil past.
Ah, finally, he lit his cigarette.
Closing his eyes for a brief moment as he inhaled, hoping the nicotine would make him lightheaded enough to numb this feeling, or rather, the ease his thoughts, though even that method had already started to grow unreliable over the years.
No matter how many cigarettes he smoked, no matter how much alcohol he consumed, it was evident that these wounds from the past were still fresh, even if he’d stapled them closed on many occasions.
He opened his eyes, looking off into the distance as he leaned against the balcony’s railing.
He just had to... keep it together, for the sake of Josuke Higashikata, for Okuyasu, for Koichi... for the sake of the town of Morioh.
After all, he was familiar with this pressure, with many lives riding on his shoulders and too many people relying on him. Was he strong enough to keep it all together? To stop these ruthless murders? To get over these night terrors that kept haunting him no matter the passing years? Could he really punch himself out of this situation?
He exhaled the smoke, not wasting a second on pressing his lips against the cigarette, taking another inhale.
What would Kakyoin say at a moment like this? Heh... if he was still around he wouldn’t have to worry about nightmares in the first place.
“Jotaro-san, take a deep breath. We can do this. You can do this.“
A soft chuckle escaped his lips, even though the tight knot in his throat.
“Yeah... that’s something he’d tell me. That bastard...“ His voice broke at the quiet words he spoke, tears forming in his eyes.
Maybe he wasn’t all that gone after all.
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1. I couldn’t resist😳
2. Smol Kitty Risotto strikes his signature pose on your hands to thank you☺💖
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La Squadra - Dating (Risotto and Formaggio)
Risotto Nero
Being the leader of a group of assassins is a dangerous job, and Risotto is well aware of this. He is hesitant of the thought of starting a relationship because if someone discovered it, he’d be putting his beloved in danger if he wasn’t around.
Despite this, he tried his very best to be there for his s/o, be it emotionally or physically.
When he is not busy with work, he will visit his s/o if they’re home, if they’re not home and he has the rest of the day free he will stay home, and prepare dinner to surprise them once they’re back.
He likes when his s/o sits on his lap and cuddles up when it gets colder or if he is sitting in his office. He feels like he could stay like that for hours, and he would if he had the time.
Often becomes invisible to surprise his s/o when they’re busy (cooking, cleaning, or just getting ready for their day)
His kisses are tender, but they can turn deep and passionate in no time. He tends to get touchy when he kisses, often running his big hands along his s/o’s body.
Risotto enjoys cooking, but because he is busy constantly he needs to take a backseat on it. If he has the chance he will cook his darling an amazing dinner, and he will do the dishes so his beloved can rest up if they had a rough day.
He will not be merciful to anyone who dares to hurt his beloved.
A lot of at-home dates and little getaways to isolated places, because he knows that his appearance will draw a lot of attention no matter where they go.
Formaggio
He is very laid back, so when he is not at work he is usually at home, but he will help around the house if his s/o is busy, sick, or just tired.
Can’t cook. Will burn the kitchen down if let in the kitchen unsupervised. Once he tried boiling some water for a soup because his darling was feeling sick. Somehow the water turned black the second the put the seasoning in it? He blames it on the tap water he used up to this day.
He is a huge jokester, and will play pranks on his s/o, nothing as bad as he does with his teammates.
His kisses are just slightly on the sloppy side, but if he really tries they can get very steamy.
Formaggio likes it when his beloved goes up behind him and hugs him from the back, and he can’t get enough of the little kisses on the back of the neck or on his spine.
He can’t cook, but he tried his best at doing some chores like some sweeping or mopping, but he can’t be trusted with a washing machine either. If he is, all of the clothes will only fit if he uses his stand, Little Feet.
Talking about his stand, when his s/o goes out and he has the day free (and if he’s in the mood for it), he will use Little Feet to shrink down and go along with his darling, mostly because he wants to be with them. He will only do this if his s/o is looking upset and says they want to go out on their own, just so they’re not on their own.
His favorite go to spots for dates are the movies and going to concerts if there’s any in the area.
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Abbacchio’s Ideal Date
Refined, classy, and fabulous are the best ways to describe Abbacchio’s ideal date. It would start off with dinner, a cup of white wine in one hand as they held his darling’s hand in the other. He would order his favorite dish, and share it with them as they enjoyed to the live music playing in the establishment.
Once done with dinner, he would take them to the opera. There was nothing Abbacchio loved more than the opera (apart from his darling-), and taking him to a new recreation of one of his favorites will put him in a great mood instantly. As they enjoy the immaculate singing and music, they held hands tightly, Leone’s eyes were glued to the play.
When the are exiting the opera, they head home, but their date does not end there. If they both still have energy to burn, he will play one of his favorite albums, and pull his partner in close, dancing with them, gently swaying with them from side to side, arms wrapped around their waist to hold them close.
Finally, once they are more tired, Leone would carry his partner to bed, take off their going out clothes, and lay with them in bed, laying their head on his chest as he held them close to his bigger body. He kissed their lips gently before drifting off into sleep.
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Ghiaccio x chubby reader
I can imagine he would love to hold you and squeeze your chub, but he hasn't told you that he likes you, so sometimes he just stares at you
Ghiaccio with a Chubby Love Interest
Though very vocal about his emotions when it comes to something that pisses him off, Ghiaccio cannot say loving or caring words casually. He needs to build up a lot of courage for him to confess or tell someone how he feels about them.
Acts all though but really, he just wants to hug his love interest. They're chubby? He doesn't mind, quite the contrary, he would absolutely kill to just cuddle up with them, and just wrap his arms around them and fill their face with little kisses.
At first it may seem like he disliked them, maybe because of his eyes fixated on them, or because of his lack of words towards them. He really didn't want to shout at them, nor he wanted to say something out of place.
If someone in La Squadra teases his crush, they are getting shouted at. He know that Illuso is the most likely one to tease them, and so he is extra observant around him.
Even if they're not dating, Ghiaccio's motto is "hurt them and I will hurt you", and while his choice of words may seem straight out of a teen's show, he is an assassin, and he is known for not breaking a promise, and he is dead serious about them.
Has been caught staring multiple times, and usually deflects by saying something about their outfit, or simply looks away to avoid blushing, though it may be too late for that. He is beet red whenever his love interest notices him staring.
Dreams of laying his head on their body. Anywhere. Their stomach, chest, thighs. Can't face them after having these dreams.
If he ever gets the courage to tell them how he feels, he will ask them to meet they can stay a few minutes after their latest meeting, and he would tell them, looking to the side because he can't face them, his face as red as the rims of his glasses.
Feels the need to explain that he doesn't hate them, just that... he didn't know how the approach the situation. He compared it to having a tight knot in his throat anytime he noticed they were looking at him after all of his staring.
If his love interest accepts to... try dating, he will always hold their hand anywhere the go, and once they are in private, he would remind them how much they love them, and how beautiful they are in his eyes, even if he is lightly stuttering and not being able to face them. If they laugh at his behavior, he will just say in a slightly raised tone "Well, you try telling all of that stuff to someone so stunning..."
Does not know why, but it is easier to say the compliments when his eyes are closed and he's laying his head on their body, still blushing like crazy though.
Loves hugging them from behind, and lightly swaying side to side. It relaxed him, specially if they allow him to grope and squeeze their chub.
If they're feeling self-conscious, Ghiaccio will go above and beyond to make them feel better. Will make a powerpoint presentation telling them everything good about them and everything he likes about them. It would have over sixty slides, and he will have multiple bullet points on each of them.
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awawawawa hello i have been in the void for months man, I'm taking requests once again! anything jojo lets gooo
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