Sometimes, you get hungry in the middle of a session. No need to walk to the kitchen when you have a snack in front of you!

Got a new game in the mail today. Who wants to play? 😉

I'm really horny so forgive me for sinning on main

goD.. I wish I could take a pill or eat a raw potato or something to stop the horny thoughts. I found out my fiancé's best friend has a foot fetish and he is at least curious about tickling. All I can think about is the two of them having me tied down and absolutely wrecked 😭.

I've always had a fantasy about being shared by my partner and someone else. Like full access. Tickling until I cry, fucking, being forced to service them however.

But I want so bad to be gang tickled. I would give anything lol. I bet it short circuts your brain.

I also love the idea of being hunted down by 2 people (my fiancé and a friend or something), attacked, and then strapped down and just fuckin' ✨️u s e d✨️. No safeword. Just whatever they want as far as tickling is concerned.

Anyway I'm ovulating so I know it'll pass.

Can't wait to move up north where it's cold as shit and I am constantly burdened with the urge to put my hands under a Lee's sweater, hopefully finding a warm tummy and ribs, to heat up my anemic little fingers.

You have to be gentle with the girls you torture.

You can't simply break her the moment your fingers make contact with her skinny frame. You need to ease the victim into it as the tickling gets progressively worse and worse.

poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke

“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever

If sexual activity between same-gender people became illegal, the police would be the ones enforcing those laws.

That's why police are not welcome at Pride. Pride is for unconditional supporters, not for those who would become enemies as soon as they're ordered to.

how am i supposed to use any other social media site. which other site has a userbase so commited to the bit that a nonexistent movie can trend at no1

Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

it's crazy how social interaction will boost ur self esteem like even if i look like shit no i dont bc i saw people and laughed with them and none of it mattered 😌

sorry but I am not subscribing to our society's disgusting obsession with youth. when I turn 30 I'm going to be really happy and throw a party and be elated at how much I will have grown by then, the same way I did when I turned 10 and celebrated finally being 'double digits'. When I turn 40 I will be ecstatic. There are good and bad things about every age but there is no way my 20s are going to be the best years of my life because I am still barely getting to know myself. By 30 I hope to be very well-acquainted

turn up the hurdy gurdy i cant hear the hurdy gurdy